OH SHIT, UNISEX BATHROOMS!

Like the two in my apartment.

OH SHIT.

WTF is this dude even talking about?

First, not even his family supports him; his brother, Dr. Jim Burkman, is an openly gay man living in Seattle who thinks his homophobe brother is an "ass."

My mom loved telling the story of how my little sister had to be caught like a basketball whereas forceps were needed for me, her first.

MY DAD DID THAT TO ME TOO! He ruined A Separate Peace for me, and I have never let him forget it.

I always appreciate it when they use the words they mean before they get around to spinning it. At least we know where those idiots stand.

I cannot deny that an Egg White Delight and a cup of McD's coffee has been my holy-crap-I'm-in-a-hurry morning go-to for some time now.

Yeah I kind of agree... I define "success" with online dating with quality over quantity. I considered myself very unsuccessful for the first few months, when I got the most messages. Once I filtered like crazy and applied the "extremely important" tag liberally way fewer people were listed as a good match, but…

Yes! I think she meant they should be more imaginative and take risks, but her mouth took a terrible turn. Possibly it was her tongue going rogue?

I guess it depends on what metric you use to measure online dating "success." My first question was, well, if they're so popular, then why are they still on a dating site? Maybe their popularity actually makes it more difficult to meet someone who's a good match since people are bound to get overlooked in the message…

He also lies about his height by one inch.

I'm coming to the conclusion that Miley Cyrus is a very stupid person. Or a pedo. Or both.

So, they're not gold-plated and filled with Swarovski crystals? I'm a little bit disappointed about that!

I've always found State governments and rights to be idiotic. They cause more problems than anything else.

I cling to the hope that she meant risky.

THIS. I don't know Miley, I can't think of a good reason why we shouldn't sexualize CHILDREN. Can you? Hmmm, Jeez, I wonder why we as society DO NOT WANT that.

My mother in the last months of her life loved watching Hannah Montana. As you can imagine, I kinda wish I could discuss with her recent developments concerning Miley. Other stuff, too, of course.

ooo faux lesbian making out. HOW CAN ANYONE BE THIS EDGY GUYS???

Playing in a sandbox in nothing but a leather thong and bustier can be unhygienic (but fun for pedophiles, so...)