This is me, reading Miley's quote.
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Somebody needs a tongue scraper listed in their backstage rider.
The problem is not that the burden of beyond a reasonable doubt is too high. The problem is that juries hold prosecutors to a higher standard beyond that. Particularly because of television shows where every case is supported by DNA, fingerprints, and a confession. In real life, that sort of thing doesn't happen. …
I saw American Hustle and I wish I had not.
Really? A dick pointing at the mouth of a female teen mouse who is only trying to sing about her dreams? It may just be because, as a resident of the Northeastern USA, I am suffering from SAD, but this shit just isn't funny anymore. Obviously some pervy dude is to blame here. As a friend of mine pointed out, you put…
When your childhood babysitter was Christopher Hitchens, there's a very good chance you're going to be awesome.
It's good to know that my excessive like for her is not misplaced.
Why not? Because if we did rewrite those rules and it caught on, then what you found attractive would not be what everyone else finds attractive anymore and that would scare you? Why do you care what society thinks is attractive, unless you're concerned about being an outlier in what you like?
Hey listen. I have PCOS and at my worst point, waxed my hair every single morning. Yes, my hair grew long enough overnight to wax it off again. Nobody knew, other than my parents and nobody would ever have guessed, but overnight trips where I couldn't microwave the wax or camping trips where I wouldn't even have a…
Never, ever, EVER order flowers from 1-800-Flowers and their ilk. They are fucking awful. Call a local florist and get it done for half the price with even better looking arrangements. It's criminal what 1-800-Flowers charge and they usually have local florists fulfill the orders anyway. Skip the middleman and save…
Dakota Johnson told Vanity Fair that Anastasia Steele is "kinda boring" because she's an English major.
Yup, I literally want to own every single one of these.
Except it's not the past that he's whacking it over — at least, not any pas that ever was. It's just more nostalgia for an age that never existed.
If only I had headed this advice on the other thread. WTF?
Appledore in the last episode of Sherlock. What I would't for an giant inside garden thingy.
May I introduce you to the pagoda house in Ditmas Park, Brooklyn. I want it so very very badly.
I will indeed read that! Thanks for recommending!
I will take them ALL!