Vampire Bill's "I'm looking into the distance" face looks very much like a "Where is the restroom" face.

He's so hawt. That disapproving, broody coldness is the key to my panties.

Someone on Twitter just called her the Michelle Duggar of pre-war Austria.

It's like we're watching her high school production.

Christopher Plummer is judging the shit out of this right now.

Oh boy, there's she is. I'm too sober for this already.

OMG that mountain set. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I told my boyfriend this was on as he was leaving earlier. His response was, "You're going to watch that and hate it, aren't you?

I acutally answered this for another one of my grammar peeps like you awhile back! It's just funny. It looks fucking funny (like KITTEH) and stoopid. It makes me laugh. That's all. And I do it because I like it and it's my thing. Sometimes you have to take the Burt with the Burt, you know?

I will paste mine here because, well, why not?

I could share the story of how I discovered masturbation not in my pre teen years at home but at my first job out of high school when I was 17.

How thick and unhinged do you have to be to take that conversation as anything but feminist with a hint of having to work within the realities of a world with issues with women.

THE BEST COMEDY ON TV RIGHT NOW PERIOD END OF STORY!

I'm entirely sure that anyone that was upset by that was American. Also, that show made me realize that as much as I liked Derek (probably more than Hello Ladies, actually), the parts I liked most about Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant's work together was actually Merchant's half.

I think I fall on the side of "People have sex to get what they need." If what you need is an orgasm, then having an orgasm is what you should get. But as a happily single lady, I have plenty of orgasms on my own. An orgasm given to me by a partner feels no better or worse than one I give myself. What I get out of…

in this photo, at least, they kind of look like they could be related...

i am irrationally thrilled for kelly clarkson. like i dont know her, she isnt my friend - but so happy for her success and her marriage/baby. she has a "dreams come true" life going on.

Yonic architecture ftw! Also, the fact that "yonic" isn't thrown around like "phallic" gives me a sad.

"And my work is done" - Georgia O'Keeffe