"To “flesh out” an idea is to give it substance, as a sculptor adds clay flesh to a skeletal armature. To “flush out” a criminal is to drive him or her out into the open. The latter term is derived from bird-hunting, in which one flushes out a covey of quail. If you are trying to develop something further, use…

Yes. "Shut up."

I'm guessing that verse is found in Shitimadeup 13:2, which is also where God says that women should just get in the kitchen and make men a sammich already. And something about chatty lesbians is probably in there too.

hahaha "backdoor religious agendas". So many jokes to be made!!!

God says that women should shut up if they want boyfriends.

"Christian dating coach." This dude is so far in the closet he can see Narnia.

Faith in the youth slightly restored!!!

This guy is such easy pickings between the hair/face/personality/POOKA FUCKING SHELL NECKLACE, that I just am tired thinking about all the possibilities.

"Got the bar brawl."

"Drunk Nate Silver WAS delicious"

Let me know what to wear you crazy misogynist

. we shall be spared

He's adorable.

It's still "comparatively." I don't understand why everyone is having orgasms over this same shit sandwich in a less-fancy, populist wrapper.

To me, this kind of look would be better with a full leotard rather than a bare midriff. Make the most of the buttcheeks, and leave it at that. More flattering, less underpants-y.

Yeah, women tell me all the time they don't like uneven eyebrows and they like it when your hairline doesn't shift throughout the night, it's awful

Every season of Friday Night Lights? That's pretty much the elevated existence that monks are always speaking about.

It's like I tell my mom:

I'm going to need you to explain that last one. I mean, I'm grandfathering in Crowe based upon early 00s nostalgia.