I THINK THE NAME OTIS SUDEIKIS IS SO SO CUTE AND I IRRATIONALLY CARE WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT THIS AWESOME BABY NEWS. Seriously, I kinda want to be besties with Olivia and Jason. Big crushes on them- individually and together.

Right back atcha. :)

I was perhaps a bit hyperbolic. It's less "offended" than "disappointed" because the best sex (for me) usually comes when we both are completely comfortable with both our bodies and what goes into and comes out of then. But the no kiss is not a deal breaker. Well, except for the creepy forehead kiss- that's just…

Haha! Well-put. I personally get offended when the guy I have gone down on and swallowed won't kiss me after, or worse: kisses me on the forehead like I'm daddy's little princess. Real men kiss after head! :)

I want Elizabeth Warren to win all the things ever and be my president. She's incredible.

As usual, so much better said than I could ever have hoped for. Exactly my point. Thank you!

I wasn't suggesting anyone get "credit" for her beauty, except her parents (genes) and herself (hard work)—- but the reality is, if you look at most "winners" of this People Most Beautiful cover, they are established big ticket stars like Julia Roberts, Halle Berry.... it's a known fact that People is lobbied hard by…

This woman has an amazing agent. That's not to take anything away from Lupita, who is gorgeous beyond belief and so talented, but these People covers and the type of exposure she is getting don't just happen. She has a great team; I'm impressed.

That's just as good as the time he asked a woman writing a novel, "oh, is it a romance?" She stared daggers at him and was like, uh, no.... Alex Trebek is a sexist piece of shit.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PEANUT BUTTER TWIX?

I could watch this gif all day. Perfectly applied, as well. All the internets to you this morning....

To me he looks like a less attractive, plasticine Rachel Maddow.

This was so utterly spot on and hilarious. I have loathed Sorkin for a long time (the blackface lecture episode of the abysmal Studio 60 sparked it, and the Newsroom just fanned it into a conflagration of hatred).... the line "a woman's life is worth nothing unless she's making a great man greater" perfectly sums up…

"The Catholic Church is perhaps the only public institution to have acted with transparency and responsibility"

Very true. But he needs to get that fine ass back to SVU because Olivia Benson has turned into the worst cop in the world, if last night's episode was any indication. :)

This. Christians are the most unimaginative people ever. A lifelong agnostic, I am actually finding watching Neil DeGrasse Tyson's Cosmos bringing me closer to believing in a God, because if He exists I like to think what He'd create is completely outside the realm of human comprehension and thus unbelievably,…

So noted. And I promise that ANY question asked of me during any shenanigans will be met with the following:

That's hilarious. I think I would enjoy hanging with you two. :)

The best are Mac's reactions... "but it sounds like she doesn't want to have sex" and "are you going to hurt women?" and "so they ARE in danger?" Hilarious. And yeah, awesomely wrong.

I....do not understand your animus. Except possibly just: troll. Mindy Kaling's mother is an OB-GYN so she is kinda "writing what she knows" which: good for her.