Um, can I just say that you have MY FAVORITE USERNAME EVER in the history of Kinja. That scene is probably the funniest I have ever seen on TV (perhaps hyperbole, but seriously- comedy gold). For those who have no idea what I am talking about, here's the scene, from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia:

Wait, Oscar Wilde is a satyr? Sweet! I have some serious re-reading to do!

Mather House, class of '97 at your service. :) Would be too funny if we had met in person (or are, like, actually college roommates or something—- I don't talk about my Jezebel commenting exploits that much to know :). I don't have any personal horror stories (I managed to avoid them, mostly), but friends have many....

IT DOES!! And they suuuuuuuucked.

Is UHS a common acronym or did we perhaps go to the same prestigious school with crap health services? :)

In my experience, University Health Services BARELY qualify as medical professionals.

Ugh, he's doing that Bieber/Jayden Smith forehead wrinkle. What IS that? In what universe do these young men think it makes them look attractive? To quote Leslie Knope: "the thing about youth culture is... I don't understand it." :)

I agree. Well-meaning but stupid, because everyone needs different amounts of time after the loss of a beloved pet. My good friend lost his black lab three years ago and he is just now inching close to getting a new one for his family. Meanwhile, my lab just turned 8 and I am already thinking of getting a second puppy…

I have a MASSIVE girl crush on Olivia Wilde, especially after watching Nick Kristof's documentary "Half the Sky."

It's out. And it's great.

If it makes you feel any better, I went on 3 dates with (and had a heavy make-out session or two) with Tom Corbett's son. Once I realized who his dad was, I gave myself a Silkwood shower and called it a day.

All great points. But really, isn't LIFE just dangerous, full stop, especially for women who are so dumb as to need constantly policing by the government? I mean, you could be hit by a bus walking down the middle of the street, drown in the shower from all that mouth-breathing... Truly, the only solution is for every…

You know, this to my mind really goes beyond wanting just to control reproductive rights. We are deep into the pulsing, beating, raging heart of misogyny with this stuff. Normally I think the M word can be overused, but when confronted with every bit of evidence that most Republican men actively believe women (not a…

Everyone knows your bed is for rolling around in a pile of delivery food and curling into your chins as you watch LOL starring Miley Cyrus on Netflix.

This is GENIUS. Amazing speculation. I do not think that next season is the last because this opens up many new stories and we're easily two away from a good end. I too think this was a perfect way for Will to go out. I think they had gotten everything they could out of the romance (Alicia is too tied to/enjoys…

As a passionate agnostic (I know that seems oxymoronic, but I do really feel passionately that a state of "not knowing" what comes next is actually (for me) a more moral place to live) what I find amazing about watching Cosmos is how much it actually leads me toward believing in a higher power. After all, isn't the…

I know it; that nose is perfect. But I've always lusted after Cary Agos most of all, so this Goode-for-Charles replacement doesn't hit me in the same visceral place as Cary taking the bullet.

And this here is the true legacy of Fox News: that "unbiased" news means presenting "both sides of a story" - even when one side is FACT and the other is FICTION. Fox has been super-effective in this strategy, and pushed the mainstream media into a defensive position where they wind up caveating FACTS with the other…

That was interesting, but I do not agree. This show has always been about Alicia, about how Alicia reacts to changes in her world and makes changes in her world, and then deals emotionally and self-reflectively with both those things. There was only so much juice to be gotten out of Will and Alicia after a certain…

The showrunners suggest that the superhot Matthew Goode (the DA who was in the shootout) is a Will "male energy" replacement and new full time cast member... so maybe he winds up at LG?