LOOK what the homosexuals have done to me, Michael!
THIS. The fetishization of the past is EXACTLY what's wrong with the dogmatically religious and the politically conservative. They honestly believe that some distant point of time was the ideal era we "need to get back to" when every last shred of evidence on the planet points to the arc of human time as progressive.…
Nice. For my band name, I'm going with Homo Demons after this sign....
"Where are the examples of gay people being prosecuted???"
I have watched WAAAAAY too much Jeopardy (it's a DVR staple and I enjoy the show itself) and I can safely assure you, his condescension is off the charts, especially with female contestants—- the way he is SUPER surprised if they get a hard answer correct, the patronizing banter with them between rounds (my favorite,…
I was JUST chiming in to say the same thing. Every bit of research I have done AND my vet said to spay before the first heat. It reduces their chances of breast and other cancers to .05% and is much healthier for the dog. My big brown baby (choc lab) was spayed at 6 months.
Exactly!! He's a raging sexist know it all gasbag of epic proportions. Fox is his home planet. Exactly why am I to be sorry for him? I hate him.
"Your children should be weary of going against your rules"- Jesus H. It's wary, not weary. Goddamn I hate people who get the words wrong (gratuitous Bull Durham quote).
My favorite was his little slippery slope argument that went: society is getting to a point where we are going to have unisex bathrooms. It's like, okay dude, it's not bad enough that you are violating rule #1 of the GOP playbook which is that private enterprise should never be restricted by the government, but now…
Nope, this is: E train to Queens, Sunday morning, fat old lady using nail scissors to trim the long black hair growing from a mole on her cheek.
Almost definitely- combo of non-first child and also physiology. With my brother (two months early AND a second child, where her first- me- had also been a super fast labor), my mother managed to get to the hospital and by sheer force of will and her clamped legs, kept him inside under duress, all the while screaming…
David O Russell sounds like my father. An English professor, he LOVED ruining books for me in high school. He'd come up upon me like 10 pages into a classic I was reading for the first time and go, "so did you get to the part where Character A dies?" In his defense, half the time he was lying to fuck with me, but the…
I have the same not-so-guilty pleasure (Egg White Delight)- those things are great! And not that awful for you!
And they are still on OKC, not matched up? I take this to mean we can learn nothing from them. Other than that no matter how great your profile, everyone falls victim to the worst peril of online dating: men and women are all trying to outkick their coverage. Said in other cliched terms, most everyone believes two in…
I have actually very few thoughts about Miley Cyrus, aside from seeing her tongue everywhere grosses me out and that she has a kickass body that reminds me I need to do more thigh presses. That said, the phrase "younger children" does not exactly connote teenagers to me, and it's a highly problematic sentence taken…
Oh, just fuck state's rights sideways. Between this and the draconian attacks on Roe v Wade across the country, just take state's rights away. If Kansas and Arizona and Texas and Ohio etc etc can't play by the rules we set up as a people, then they don't deserve to play at all.
Stars' large intestines: they're just like us!
Same experience. Gave up a 2 Super Big Gulp of Diet Coke per day habit for unsweetened iced green tea due to fear for my insides..... and now when I do try to drink Diet Coke it tastes entirely like chemicals. It makes me think... what the HELL was that shit doing to my taste buds all those years that I used to think…