It's a little disappointing Jez is so glib about this. I mean, animation is a very male-dominated field, the dick in question is aimed at a female character in an aggressive manner, and it's a goddamn kids' movie. I find this actually pretty disturbing and gross on a lot of levels, and not amusing at all.

1-800-Flowers is horrible. The bouquets they advertise are rarely what they deliver and they are overpriced, small and often contain crappy flowers. Easiest thing in the world and best way to ensure your recipient gets what you desired: Google "florists" in the area of the place you want to send flowers, read Yelp/etc…

Don't try to argue. He's the type of libertarian/conservative that has utterly fetishized the past- they were the halcyon days when men were men, women stayed at home, cared for the kids and voted Republican just like their husbands told them to, minorities were in their places, and sex was had under the covers of the…

Definitely on the beach. Near Cisco or Wauwinet is my heaven.

Literally any single house on Nantucket Island. I'm not picky.

Yes, the motto of the libertarian: "I Got Mine. Fuck You."

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Except for Rethuglicans, who only want water wet for men; for women it's like "keep that shit DRY, slut!"

I am so sorry for your pain. I am honestly interested to understand... you feel that pro-choicers are asking those for whom it was a conflicting and difficult decision to "hush up"? I am under the impression that that is the going narrative, a palliative to make what many find an unpalatable procedure go down a little…

Yes, one only has to look to bank deregulation and to recent environmental disasters to realize how utterly perfect the "free market" is for "combating social ills" and serving the general public good.

Hahaha! In point of fact, my handle should read "The2ndMrsMichaelBluth" as I am alive. And deeply optimistic. :)

Amen, me too, sister.

THANK YOU! If I could star this 1,000,000 times I would. I feel that this concern-trolling of it being "the hardest decision ever" actually hurts the pro-choice narrative because it can be twisted to affirm the anti-choicers belief that we are "KILLING ALL THE BEHBEHS!" and we know it. That's why I have decided to be…

We did!!! PP Comm Ave represent indeed! They were awesome.

Ah, I feel ya. I am not always so strong, and have deep moments of looking at happy relationships and going... where's mine? Why is this so HARD? I am most excellent, how has "he" not realized it yet? But then, the next day, I wind up finding myself planning a trip with friends to someplace exotic, or having a triumph…

You just Blew. My. Mind. I had no idea of her parentage. Those are some spectacular genes there. You GO, Richards family. And thank you.

I found out on NYE when I was 25 that I was pregnant- failed birth control in a deeply loving 5 year relationship where we both were SO not ready to be parents. I can tell you what- knowing I was in Massachusetts, knowing I had spectacular health insurance thanks to my Swedish company, knowing there was a Planned…

Nice work. Way to bring down the median for all your poor single friends....

Rereading that, my capitalization meant to imply "The One" looks startlingly as though I am seeking Jesus. Sorry, dude, you are SO not my type.

All my friends are married, so I am fucked. Time to get some cats, drawstring sweatpants for all-day wear, and a lifetime supply of pinot grigio.