I feel about Time Warner the way I feel about the NJ Turnpike- it needs to be carpetbombed into oblivion (no one hurt, just the entirety of the infrastructure of its very existence destroyed in a fiery blaze I can cackle at maniacally!) The easiest, most pleasant part of the abysmal two years I spent as a TW customer…

This was what I just sent to a colleague who asked me if I had actually sat through the entire thing and if so, how was it:

Totally about the yelling. This was my exact comment on a friend's FB post: "It has the production values of a Spanish telenovela, Carrie Underwood sang "Favorite Things" w such weird aggression it was like she was yelling at me, and Moyer's Captain is a big prick (the hot hot hot Plummer made him more human). This is…

The Baroness' radiant orchid colored dress? Stunning. I MUST HAVE IT.

Oh, that delicious man. I swoon.

Holy mackerel, why is Carrie singing "Favorite Things" with such aggression? This is all so tonally off....

Hate it already too. Needs moar hot young Christopher Plummer. I'm bored.

Oh I am I so sorry, I was trying to be slightly funny, not actually real. :).

Fair enough. We all have our things. Like me: I can literally recite Bull Durham back and forwards, so your Burt Reynolds thing is my Annie Savoy. I think. I don't know you or where the Burt thing came from, but now it's identity driven, and so all I can say is: well, I believe in the soul.....

I understand that it is a linguistic stand-in for "you guys." I am not a moron. I guess I am just a weirdo about language so when I see it cannot help but think "guise of what??? Is it like Wonder Twins activate?" And then I get annoyed because it isn't. :) That's not Burt's problem, it's mine (although I wish she…

Love this, Burt. Great post. Can I ask one thing? What's up with the "you guise" you do all the time? It drives my English major self nuts because it makes no sense.... tell me why!

Fair play. And I respect completely that circumspection. However, I do think that the more women in particular share their sexual histories the more we combat the virgin-whore dialectic we all deal with and are seeing legislated constantly.

I love this so much. Helping women prize their sexuality and embrace all its nuances in the public discourse can only help advance feminism and hopefully a lot of socio-political causes near and dear to my heart. So here is mine for posterity:

So is Derek worth it? I think it's on Netflix?

"I don't eat for pleasure": FUCK. THAT. NOISE.

This is a complete aside and almost a non-sequitor, but is anyone else watching "Hello Ladies" on HBO? I am not usually a fan of the word cunt, but in a scene in the last episode where Stuart is dealing with a spoiled 3 year old and a mother who responds to his bad behavior by cooing at the child "what are you like?"…

This is exactly true for me too. I am happily single and have a well-employed and effective set of toys. But occasionally I feel a need like breathing to have that skin to skin full body contact and the intense rush and physical relief of that first moment a guy enters my body .. the orgasm is incidental.

Some of my best, most athletic, most daring and creative, most HOT HOT HOT and most pleasurable sex did not end in an orgasm for me, and that is just fine. I can get myself off (and usually do nightly) and when in longterm serious relationships an orgasm was usually had each time, but this one years-long, on-off,…

I hate to say this but... What has happened to Jezebel? It seems all the articles lately are about celebrities and cute animals. I mean, I like those things as much as the next girl, but there has been significant legislation out of NM and TX re: abortion that we haven't talked about yet; also the cut to Food Stamp…

I am very happy for Kelly Clarkson, but also hope she waited into her second trimester to make that announcement (I feel this way about most celeb baby announcements- Drew B had it right, don't announce, let the belly make the statement). My best friend just had a cystic hygroma detected at 13 weeks and a miscarriage…