Yes, and Cecily Dyson writing in the WSJ should know it is "fleshed out" backstory. Sigh.

Why do so many people struggle with "fleshed out" vs. "flushed out'? Drives me bananas.

Oh my god, that is HORRIFYING. "Shut up"? In those words, literally? That's just...wow. And then "know it will not last." What is he referring to? The relationship, because men must go conquer new territory as is the God-given ordinance never to be tamed? What a spectacular douchenozzle this guy is.

I failed the quiz! I am so proud of myself. Any guy out there who failed his quiz too wanna hang out, listen to me talk too much and maybe watch me change the oil in my car like a dude, break our spirits with some porn, uncover me and get you all domesticated and shit?

I am tad concered about this post:

WHO IS THAT PICTURE OF? Seriously, that's not Babs, right?

Another great one:

Oh my god, and this one makes me laugh so hard:

And this one sounds like a Wheel of Forture Before & After puzzle:

We are CAREENING to the spectacular flowers

Okay, absolute new favorite post ever:

One that is hilariously realistic for me was "I love GOB." But this has been my absolute favorite MrsMichaelBluthbot word salad post so far:

I would expect more understanding from a man with alopecia. :)

Truer words than this were never spoken.

Are we the same person? *looks around nervously, checks the mirror*

I should have clarified that I meant all the men on my list in their prime. Noth and Crowe are both in decline but about 10 years ago: <insert that gif I can't find of a cartoon character with its eyes bugging out and heart beating outside its chest>

Sound of Music era Christopher Plummer is at the top of my "humina humina" list. Also on that list: Chris Noth, Timothy Olyphant, Russell Crowe, and, yeah, probably more weirdly, Jason Sudekis....

You and me both, sister. Sigh.

I just... I mean... I can't.... Oh, god.