My chocolate lab earnestly tells me again and again that she loves strawberries....then spits then right onto my carpet.

Oh for fuck's sake, the documentary is NOT just exploring "Evangelical pussies" [nice, BTW] here. Did you even read what the whole thing was about? Click the link. It's helpful. And frankly, any concern I have over evangelical girls' sexuality (and there is plenty, and it is not faked, it just comes with a healthy…

No, fuck you is not pearl clutchy, you are right. But it is also not the edgy, non-housewifey response you think it is (as, um, I'm sure housewives use that term plenty). What it IS is incredibly off-putting for anyone actually wanting to engage you in your topic at hand- the care for Evangelical girls and their…

It's the code phrase her husband uses when entering the stall next to Larry Craig at Minneapolis-St Paul airport to let him know it is on.

This is all very interesting stuff, discourse I am happy you have started with this post. In the previous post, clutching your pearls over an imagined slight to Jesus (which, BTW, it wasn't- when you add the "a" in front of Jesus you are basically saying "a Jesus-like figure," which.... isn't that what purity rings…

Speaking of the need to unclench...

And this is exactly what's wrong with conservatism in general: this fetishization of the past. Despite every last piece of empirical evidence available showing that we continue to evolve and learn as a species, these people would have you believe that our best thinking is from the fucking beginning of recorded time.

I know nothing about teh animated gifs and how to make them, so would really appreciate someone making one for me on the Willy Wonka 'tell me more' meme so I could direct it at Miley: "So tell me more about how you invented sex."

No, because clearly HER god is a benevolent interpretation thereof that does not take a literal stance on a lot of what the primary source text says about the role of women. What I was saying was anyone who chooses to believe a religion's source texts literally rather than figuratively, anyone who chooses to believe…

Well said. My corollary to this about religions who cleave super literally to the Bible/Torah/Koran: if you honestly believe your God did everything as written, and believes the utterly contemptible things you say he does, then he's a fucking prick. Just truly the ne plus ultra of unmitigated assholes, and THAT'S who…

Can we all agree that the kardashian "inner circle" sources are all evil queen Kris Jenner and be done w the coy acquiescence?

Fun note: I found that gif by Google image'ing "oral sex you are doing it wrong." No lie.

Well, to be fair, I have actually known 4 different women who made it to their 30s without ever having an orgasm (even by masturbation). Appears they sorta stopped themselves before the, uh, well, climax of it all. I wound up taking 3 of them to sex toy stores for vibrator purchases because I am of the belief that a…

"I can’t date chicks who haven’t figured out their orgasms. I’ve met a lot of chicks who don’t or can’t cum during sex but still go on and on about how much they love sex and it throws me a little because I’m like, do you though?"

I was never the girl to have celebrity crushes in high school or college. I think that may be due to the fact I was a) a late bloomer and b) I had my nose stuck in books more than in celeb culture (this was way before the internet era). My first real celeb crush happened at 27. I had was 6 months into a love affair…

Perhaps. But I once heard him ask a woman writing a novel, "is it a romance"? She looked completely taken aback and horrified and tried to explain it was more in the vein of Thomas Wolfe. And I find it hard to believe that the women are solely focusing on their relationships/meet cute stories with their husbands. The…

Hey Miley, I'm not even remotely bored....

Totally. Plus, he's seriously sexist. He honestly believes that the women contestants are innately stupider and it's evident in what he talks to them about in the "get to know you time" and how he responds when they get a tough question right (so surprised!) and how he reacts when they miss something (condescending-…

I read what you wrote but do not agree. That's fine if she does not want to continue any civil case, that's her right. But a felony? I'd like that to follow the terms of the law and not be subject to the vagaries of a victim's feelings. That would set a bad precedent for every rape victim who might feel coerced or…