You do understand she was 13, yes? I do not care what she says about how she experienced it; that is irrelevant. She was a child. She was too young to consent, was given drugs and alcohol, and anally sodomized. Just because she has reached a measure of peace about the incident in her adulthood does not mean we should…

That's very true and I concede all your points. I just don't want to engage with her in any way, the same as I won't watch Woody Allen movies or Polanski movies. It's how I limit my daily rage quotient. I am sure she has insightful things to say on a lot of topics, and what I read here I agree with. But (in COMPLETE…

Ever since Natalie Portman came out in vocal support of noted child rapist Roman Polanski, I just can't with her. Signing that petition means her authority on ANYTHING feminist, moral or human is automatically suspect.

Holy crap do Kanye and Roberto Tisci not know how to design clothing for voluptuous (read: women's) bodies. Kim Kardashian (as much as I loathe her and her entire family of succubi) used to look pretty pulled together in flattering clothes before Kanye got his leather sweatpanted hooks into her.

Yup. Sometimes the love I have for my chocolate lab gets so overwhelming the only outlet is to nibble on her doggy cheeks. She will let me kiss her there, but the second she feels my mouth open even slightly she jerks away from me, prompting the inevitable phrase "why won't you let mommy bite you?"

What is up with the wrinkled forehead thing in every photo? Bieber does it too.

Where are the universities in this? Blatant racism seems a particularly good reason to ban a fraternity/sorority from campus.

THANK YOU. This is a major issue. My best friend is Catholic and hugely progressive and her reconciliation of the two involves the fact that she and her husband attend a church on the UWS that is okay with gay people and women so it's all good. I get that she likes the rituals and the faith and the community, but YOU…

Can I just say a big, resounding FUCK YOU to every single celebrity magazine that includes a paragraph about "how she plans to lose the baby weight" in a birth announcement article. Seriously, just, FUCK. YOU.

Not gonna lie. I kinda love that dress. Looks as though it just needs a good ironing.

WANT. I love everything about this outfit.

Call me shallow, but I happen to be extremely motivated by the idea of looking good naked much more than my cardiovascular system being healthy (earthly reward versus divine if you will), both because it makes me feel good to look good (and vice versa) AND because it in turn increases my likelihood of attracting men…

"If you know David Hall at all, it’s not his general habit to go about shirtless or to hang out of windows, so the vision about swallowed me whole."

I guess I...don't understand. Is this an issue of retailer merchandizing? That they need to specify "girl" on the tag so TJ Maxx or Macy's knows in which section to put it? Is that the idea? Because otherwise, gender neutral casual wear is a great idea in general, and this falls a tiny bit short. That said, progress!

"Hanged" herself, Anna. Jeez. Dictionaries may be conspiring to make literally literally meaningless, but - as writers- let's try to retain this piece of grammatical elegance.

I love this so much. Hall men, "boys or men who live in the hallway"—- I am spinning off into a very weird Flowers in the Attic place and giggling.

Can we make it a party? I'll bring the wine, you bring the executioner's hood and we'll all take turns ripping that piece of shit book to shreds. I'm free on Saturday?

I "read" the series by reading Katrina Lumsden and Jennifer Armentrout's HYSTERICALLY funny takedowns. Big recommendations:

Shitbird was one of my late father's favorite pejoratives. Thank you for reminding me of that, and making me laugh out loud.

Also: I think literally Every. Single. Person. on the PLANET can claim the same thing if they go back far enough. So, um, welcome to average, douchenozzle.