I would "rather" die alone and be eaten by my "dog" than date this guy. GUARANTEE #1.

OMG, this! I am so sick of all this focus on Miley with Robin Thicke bearing no responsibility for that performance's creative direction (see also: Justin Timberlake emerging unscathed from nipplegate). WTF, American media, America, everybody.....

I must confess it's the grammar that most annoys me. In all of those examples, the correct phrase is "I feel as if/as though..."

Because both pieces of legislation (denying abortions and birth control coverage) disproportionately affect women. Men get a free pass on those things, so they aren't covered. You bet your bottom dollar if men got pregnant both would be legal, safe, everywhere, and fully covered—- just like their Viagra.

So the most recent story in the Weiner saga is that Sydney Leathers might now have AIDS (not a joke). Does this in any way lead to either politicians or the women who sext with them thinking twice about the whole enterprise?

Tracie, I love you for the utterly ridiculous mention of Lindsey Bluth and HOOP. "It's a doberman. Let it have its ears!"

I could have written that exact letter in college... it was hard to be a virgin all the way through college (I lost mine the June after I graduated) when it seemed everybody was experienced, guys could suss out a virgin to avoid from 20 paces, and the ubiquitous co-ed late night I've Never games were full of…

Mine was rewatching Fried Green Tomatoes much later than my original teen viewing and realizing the lesbian subtext (in the book I believe it's just text, but the movie as I recall isn't overt) between Mary Louise Parker and Mary Stuart Masterson's characters....

Duuuude, I get that "carrying a watermelon" is from Dirty Dancing, one of cinema's best movies (no irony), but in that bullet, juxtaposed with the fried chicken thing and in the seconds before the joke landed, did anyone else do a

I resisted being distracted by this obvious deflection of blame story until I got to "reflect bad" .... at which point I forgot all about Perv Mayor and wondered how a spokesman for a major city could have such poor grammar. So... mission accomplished?

TRUTH. Well said.

Disclaimer: this whole thing is bullshit and I believe "Manliness" lists do as much disservice to men as to women in their binary-ness. But since he mentioned GWB as a paragon of knowing who's the manly boss because he patted his wife's ass, let's look at how GWB would do on this scientifically accurate this, shall we?

We did. My arms are open.... come here, pumpkin! :)

I said that same thing. That, in fact, seems like Judge's main motivation since he leads with it and returns to it.... Obama doesn't get fiery or mad enough, which bums Mark out because in his heart of hearts he knows Obama's just a stereotypical angry black man, why won't he just reveal it, goddamn it! (but hey, at…

"No matter how bland or professorial a man is, there comes a moment when his family or his country is threatened and he shows rage and the desire to kill. You can see it in his eyes — that flare of hatred, the primal urge to eradicate those who would poison your tribe."

Why do we only need to prepare our daughters? Why is that the response rather than starting with "hey, son and daughter, how about you respect the humanity of all your fellow human beings, act as though the entire world is watching at all times, and intervene if you see something going sideways...." I know you will…

I do not understand Chris Christie. He signs this legislation which says being gay is not wrong nor something to be reviled, showing a level of compassion and understanding of human rights that is in direct contradiction to his opposition to same sex marriage. How does the first thought not lead him straight to…

Because they marry someone who would never, ever dream of giving an open air blowjob, yuck.... and then they'll complain for the rest of their lives about how their sex life sucks. Damned if we do, damned if we don't.

Stories like this, about rampant "slut" shaming that reinforces the popular idea that girls and women need to be "punished" for sexual enjoyment while men are rewarded for the same act (see also: all anti-abortion legislation and beef with national health care for covering birth control), bring out a rage I can only…