Unless you are under 8 years old, celebrating 1/2 years is NOT a thing, Lauren Conrad.

Me too. Most people peg me around 145 and I'm 25 north of that. At 5'9 and muscular/big boobs. As a result, forget about the sexy-time let him lift you and fuck you against a wall thing. Sigh.

Oh totally. I have never fit in the healthy BMI even when I was a teenager running track—- I think because I am broad shouldered and have big DD boobs that probably weigh like 8lbs each! BMI and all those "healthy weight" charts are such shaming devices because I don't perceive them as remotely medically accurate. I…

Unfortunately she's just more likely to get pregnant out of wedlock at 17, have the baby, and watch her family spin spin spin to make that a positive "pro-life" (I hate using that term because really it's anti-choice; they give not two shits about the post-fetal life) story.

Seriously, it's awful. The weird big white space on the homepage and the convoluted horizontal AND vertical lefthand navigation?—— whoever did this clearly has never taken a UI class.

My father died of a brain aneurysm at 55, so there was zero "implication." I was merely suggesting that, in general, the idea that 40 is the new 30, and 50 the new 40, and 60 the new 50 is NOT far-fetched, and given a healthy lifestyle - and yes, some luck - you shouldn't just assume 60 means decrepit and unable to…

My general reaction to all this:

But in this day and age, 60 is still relatively young! If you take care of yourself, eat right, exercise, attend to your physical well-being with regular doctor's visits, there is no reason you won't be spryly running after your grandkids at 70+. My mother is 65 and has more energy than most people half her age; and…

And by "work it out" do you mean "break up" because holy fuck there is no compromise there. Grey's has never shown the slightest softening of Christina's not wanting children and Owen clearly does, and now they are just punishing each other (and us the viewers) by staying together.

I....do not understand. Aren't there like 1,000,000 people named Jesus in this world? And like 2,000,000 named Mohammed. What's the difference?

Not when she is being taught things that are empirically not true and which go beyond "fact" into faith—— and then is going into law, which is predicated on reason. Lets hope she can keep her religious beliefs (central enough to send her to that "university") separate from her practice of the law.

Uh, are we ignoring the elephant in the room: Liberty University??? Where creationism is taught as science?

Oh man, I have lived in NYC for three years and I. Would. Just. Die if Chris Noth lightly touched my shoulder. :) My favorite celeb sightings were Detective Munch carrying a little white dog down the street and Jack McBrayer (Kenneth from 30 Rock) bopping along to his iPod along the Upper West Side.

Oh man, I have lived in NYC for three years and I. Would. Just. Die if Chris Noth lightly touched my shoulder. :) My favorite celeb sightings were Detective Munch carrying a little white dog down the street and Jack McBrayer (Kenneth from 30 Rock) bopping along to his iPod along the Upper West Side.

Even with the mustache, Chris Noth can do whatever he wants to me, preferably repeatedly and at length. Humina humina.

Rob Lowe was sheer genius in Flu Season (one of the show's high water marks, episode wise), and I adored Chris Traeger. This news makes me very worried about the future of my beloved Parks & Rec.

Could someone with Teh Internet Skillz please make a gif of Bugs Bunny sawing off Texas. Ok thx bai.

Jinx x2! Although I went with 10th grade, because she did use some big words.

Wow, was that a poorly written and reasoned essay. I hope her 10th grade English teacher gave her a C.