Can I just praise you for a second for "shenanigans"? Perfect word AND it made me laugh out loud.

I think she has one of those bodies that doesn't look good early pregnant (not her fault) and she is dressing HORRIBLY (her/Kanye's fault). She needs a better stylist. Oh, and also a social conscience, a sense of shame, some general perspective, and a fucking clue. :)

"This video of paparazzi waiting for Kim Kardashian to leave her hotel room will give you bad chills." That didn't look too bad to me, actually pretty restrained for the paps. Not sure why I should get the 'bad chills' in sympathy for a talentless, soulless woman who pays the paps off to show up wherever she is JUST…

I co-sign this idea heartily!

Gadabout is a great word and needs to be used more often. That's all. Thanks, Lindy!

I'm gonna go with "irony" as my answer.

True. I was less trying to be prescriptive and more speaking from my own experience.... :)

This is why, in my humble opinion, everyone should have a dog. Constant companionship, daily laughs, tactile comfort, endless empathy, and it's a creature by whose very existence you are forced to go outside and be (relatively) active.

I KNOW, so good, right? And you are very welcome (I think ;) Did you finish?

Reminds me of an old Elayne Boosler joke about her boyfriend wanting to take a walk down by the river at night. She goes, "Down by the river? I'm wearing jewelry, I'm carrying a purse, I have A VAGINA. I am not going down by the river! Next week, I'll leave it in my other pants, then we can go...."

My parents actually forbade me to get a second earring up my earlobes or tattoos. Very against anything not preppy and tasteful and classy (of which these did. not. qualify. in. the. least.) In college I defied them on both scores. The extra earring took them literally an entire summer to notice (and we eat dinner…

Cosby Show versus Prince is Sophie's Choice. Damn you, Nazis! (Also: wanted an excuse to Godwin myself ;)

Could not agree more. This is a literal witchhunt by a crazy prosecutor with God/devil issues. It's very similar to the West Memphis Three in it's treating the occult and satanism as real things....

Yep. This is the same type of thinking that derails ANY sort of meaningful gun control, because - despite the statistics and despite the evidence of the level of training one needs to respond to sudden gunfire in a manner which does not further escalate the scene/jeopardize oneself/others - everyone thinks they'll be…

"Zorse's behavior, on the other hand, speaks to an undercurrent of entitlement so strong that it goes beyond just fracturing the tenuous social contract we all (should) live by. " Brilliantly said. And so fucking disturbing.

Ah, sorry. I read it as "so, as I was saying for the 1,000,000th time," which made me go: dude, never read any of the other comments, why are you frustrated with me? :) True point on the headlines- clickbait for sure. Ugh.

Why are you getting pissy with ME in this thread? BananaStandby and I were having our own conversation and I haven't read one word of the other "999,999" times you said something on this. Take a deep breath.

What if I put my son in it? Just to watch certain people freak out? What about then? Would that be okay? Because to me that sounds hilarious. Minus the crystal choking hazard of course.

I read it as less her calling him out specifically (she says "I don't want to unduly pick on Sam Mendes") but more her drawing attention to how gendered influence in the film industry still is. And I think that's a very fair- and unfortunate- point. Perhaps her cavaet to Sam should have been more pronounced, but I…