Seriously, how can prosecutors NOT KNOW that lockdown rehab does not exist? Wouldn't you think you'd have to- I don't know- line up the actual place and terms as part of the plea deal? This feels like next level incompetence on the prosecution side to me, but what do I know?

So go make a t-shirt for the Timber that says "Got wood?" It's cute and clever and people will wear it! I see sexual innuendos on t-shirts all over the place- worn by both men and women and referring to both men and women...

Agreed. There is plenty of evidence based on historic behavior that these stories are actively planted and encouraged by the Kardashian Kumquats. My bet: soulless momager Kris wants big-time Weight Watchers endorsement money for post-baby weight loss, so these "fat shaming" stories are actually proposed and sanctioned…

Go for the Spring colors. I am LOVING my Tangerine. It seriously has changed my mood compared to the LPAD darkness. My hands are making me happy! :)

Oh, for fuck's sake: please. Her momager and team plant these stories... she's angling for Jessica Simpson Weight Watchers post-baby weight loss money. Everything these abhorrent, soulless people do is a cash grab and the tabloids are continually paid by the family to keep them on the covers.

Oh fun! I get my nails done every week, so I will take this color and the cherry blossom and run.... I am also a big fan of Chinchilla, but right now I need bright to lift my mood (and Tangerine is definitely doing that).

I could get with that color. I am rocking Tangerine right now after deciding my usual Lincoln Park After Dark needed to be done to usher out miserable NYC winter.

So brilliant. So missed.

Oh fuck. No one tell Bloomberg, please?????

Blech.

Using an investment account to pay for a tacky billboard that just makes her look classless? The best revenge is a life well lived; this is just dumb.

You can't possibly be that simple-minded, can you? How do you function in life?

Kate Gosselin is aware she does not have a child named Carlos, right? I mean, there are so many it may be hard to keep track, but I'm not even in her family and know that little detail...

Yeah, maybe, but they'd then be fools because they aren't exactly thespians or the second coming of Marlon Brando and Meryl Streep. They are LUCKY to have their careers and owe all their money, fame and current film prospects to Twilight....And Stephenie Meyers knows that.

Indeed. That and the Scottish dialects. I met a guy from Aberdeen once in a London bar and oh my god- despite his being super cute and into me, I had to beg off after 5 minutes rather than keep saying "what?" :)

But you must agree that we have seen a decline in rom-coms recently, right? All has gone the way of action franchises and paranormal stuff. I feel as though all our movie going is now aimed at 14 year olds and men, not adult women. I suppose there is some economic reason for it, but remember the 80s/90s? So many good…

You can read The Duchess War first and not be lost (or regret that choice in any way), and then go back to Countess Affair, if it's harder to find. Wheeee!

The novella The Governess Affair. Very good, but the truly sublime one is the full length that follows it: The Duchess War. That's followed then by the novella A Kiss for Midwinter. Enjoy! I am always so jealous of those who are reading for the first time books that I spent the entire read swooning over... :)

Seriously, I am blown away. I have spent the last two days with my heart in my throat. The characterization, the writing and the outright feminism (watch for a heroine who masturbates! Amazingly awesome) blew my mind. Report back your thoughts when you have finished (there are only three and three more to come ;)

Sorry to keep writing you, but have you read Courtney Milan??? I just picked her up two days ago (and have already read 3 novel/las) and OMG. Anyone that could levy an anti-feminist charge against romance has not read her. Get on the Brothers Sinister post-haste if you have not already. So. Fucking. Good.