When Scalia died, I got a text from a friend that said, “Ding dong the witch is dead!!” In response, I wrote a thoughtful, circumspect piece about how even assholes deserve human dignity and I wasn’t going to dance on the man’s grave.

Wow, first Missy drops a new album and now this guy’s dead? This has been a pretty solid birthday so far.

All of the AYCE sushi I’ve ever encountered involves the paper menu situation Clint describes. It doesn’t just sit there, it is made fresh, you just have unlimited access to the menu for a flat fee.

who feel victimized by attractive women who refuse to have sex with them. (Incels have nicknamed these desirable but withholding women “Stacys.”)

You think relationships are difficult? Try friendships. Try courting someone in order to convince them to join you in some nameless, shapeless Platonic complication — forever. Convince an adult stranger that you are worth a healthy slice of their limited time and energy without the prize of sex or romance.”

Real quick reminder that if you label yourself as an “incel”, the reason you can’t get laid is because you’re an intolerable bore, a wastrel, a creepy gremlin, and a backasswards dullard who couldn’t reason his way out of an open doorway, or into functional society - which is far, far easier.

Jesus, that’s exactly what we need - legitimizing incel violence and the angry guy who can’t accept that the mean girl just wants to be friends.Of course the girl is an evil manipulative bitch rather than just someone hanging out with someone she sees as a friend. We’ve got enough awful violent incels who think that…

I read “fractured marriage in dual trailers” and thought they were a couple living in competing double-wides in the trailer park. With ScarJo playing one of the trailers, naturally.

Jesus. With that bleak apartment, I’m surprised they’re not in a suicide pact; divorce seems reasonable.

So, this person is claiming to be a frequent motorcyclist...and that is what she wears to go out for a ride? Nope.

I’ve seen more road rash from someone falling off a bicycle while stopped.

Friends of friends were supposed to get married last weekend. Instead, a funeral service was held on their wedding day because some woman in a car hit and ran the motorcyclist groom. If this chick staged this, she can rot.

Possibly they just want their conviction rate high because it makes someone up the chain who is elected look good. They care more about just throwing someone, anyone (who is black) in jail than they do about a robber going free or preventing any other.

Once I was chatting with a friend who was holding her two year old son. She said, “I already hate the girl who is going to take him away from me.”

I stood between her and my two year old daughter at that point. Why are boy moms so awful sometimes?!

My spouse and I would always joke about this sort of shit, like, if you’re gonna weirdly sexualize your kid, might as well go HAM and have “young, dumb, and full of cum” or “uncut and ready to fuck” onesies made up. It’s just so unsettling. 

Those things aren’t acquired tastes because they are “complex”. Bud Light certainty isn’t complex as mentioned.

I didn’t perceive it as condescending. When I was first exploring non-Bud Light beers, something like a Belgian dubbel or a coffee stout was challenging. I had to think about it, learn its ingredients and context to appreciate it more fully. 

Have a White Claw and calm down there buddy, it’s a pretty widely-held opinion that beer and wine (and spirits) are indeed acquired tastes. Certainly matches up with my own experience anyway.

I think it’s just people looking for the next trend. Not Your Father’s Root Beer has come and gone as the cool near-beer. But also, with how hot we’ve had this summer here (New York area), I think people want something with a buzz that doesn’t feel like it fills like beer. Going to a backyard BBQ is nice, but when…

What infuriates me is there's a simple fix on Google's side of they would implement it - if an email goes to my spam folder DON'T GENERATE AN EVENT