Meanwhile...

This is a very effective rhetorical strategy

“Are these the type of ‘leaders’ you want moving down to the line and leading your sons and daughters, graduates with an agenda?”

He also disapproves of the “sedimentary lifestyle.”

No, I really enjoyed it for those reasons. A lot of fleshing out of lesser characters. The explanations of Leanne’s willingness to become a disciple of anyone was heartbreaking to me, as well as a deeper look at Poussey really made the series for me.

Am I the only one who genuinely enjoyed last season?

Ugh, I hope no Alex. Alex is horrible and boring.

Excellent point. They aren’t the fabled country clubs of white collared crime legends, but from what I understand*, they’re not this.

“Jenji Kohan just cannot hold it together for more than a couple of seasons.”

She accused Cassey Ho of promoting eating disorders along with some others. I don't think eating 50 bananas is a sound food decision but I like candy corn so I can't throw too many stones.

“black-and-white moralism with psychologically disordered eating”

She seems like a genuinely nice person who just wants people to feel great about themselves. I find it so bizarre that this banana girl chose to attack her of all people?

To all people out there who think Freelee is bullying them:

a Millennial living in the digital age

If this diet doesn’t include a substantial amount of purging, I’ll eat my hat*.

I can’t wait for the movie-of-the-week based on her life, Sarah Plantain Tall.

“...eats 51 bananas a day...”

I have to agree with whoever said it first: the best proof of intelligent alien life is that they stay far away from us.