As she was telling the manager her story, the owner came up to her from behind, put her in an headlock/chokehold with his left arm, and wrapped his right arm around her and stuck his thumb in her mouth. He leaned in and said "That's right, I'm your fucking boss."

It is amazing how much entitlement people have when it comes to a $10 AYCE, usually also while not tipping. The waste also shows disrespect to the other people who were probably waiting for that item you just piled on your plate and decided was icky. See also: people who think that big tray of shrimp was brought out…

This!

My dad took me to a sushi buffet when I was I think 14. The manager gave me some serious side eye when he saw how much I put on my plate...which turned to surprised admiration when I practically licked the damn thing clean.

This sounds more like a nationwide failure to me. Over 300 million people (right?) and we're only JUST NOW surpassing France? I don't know who in this country is failing us but I can tell you it's not me. I'm doing my part...for America. Save barley, drink wine.

as someone who only drinks wine and who has lived in both france and the us, i think the biggest difference between the two places is the degree to which "good" and "expensive" are synonymous in the us. when i was in france, wine was both cheap and delicious — i remember bringing a €10 bottle to a dinner party and…

I don't know if I have the definition of gif and meme wrong, either way, amazing.

I am dying of laughter here. I started giggling at NOPEROTEMY and by the time it got to NOPESHITTYNOPENOPEBANGBANG NOPE it was out of control.

"Anyways, point being, I would also like some cooked sushi."

I like how you go from "Ugh, one more thing for parents to be one-upping eachother about" and immediately follow with "my kids are awesome, we get compliments, I raised my kids right!" That's some high-level stealth Mommy Wars (TM) shit, right there.

I think it depends on how much waste there is. 1-2 pieces, I don't think you should get charged, but if half of your plate is full (and this is surprisingly common), I think the restaurant has every right to charge you for that.

Words cannot express how much I love these recaps, but I have a couple corrections:

So, woman loses her ish and attacks a man and the lesson is to leave your man at home? Regardless of what was said or done prior to the attack, Solange acted a straight fool

Did sticking your fingers in your ears and screaming make the people you disagree with go away?

Gee, thanks for letting the women know ! I guess they were wrong about this the whole time.

Every time I read something about Drew Barrymore, she just looks cooler and cooler to me.

Wait, can we talk about the jokes she made about how she roofies people?

Cute.

"She opened her top and showed them her boobs, which Jennifer says were completely covered in 'the most beautiful angels and beautiful butterflies and baskets of flowers in pastel-colored tattoos.'"

Dolly, you are now, as ever, my idol.