Yeah, I have to agree. While not gross, I was horrified when a woman fell down the stairs ahead of me during rush hour once. When she hit the bottom and regained her breath she blurted out, "I'm pregnant!" and whole group around her audibly gasped. It was horrifying, but I think she was ok as she was able to get up…

Ok, this puts things into perspective. I was feeling really bad for my husband last night who had to get off the train a few stops early because some drunk dude was vomiting all over the place. That WAS my #1 gross-out subway train horror. A severed head? Yeah, definitely many, many times worse. And come to think…

LOVE! Also, I'm just trying to get this out there to everyone in hopes that TPTB are listening: can we please get a Best of Tina and Amy Weekend Update DVD?

Can we please, please, PLEASE get Cougar Town back now?

EW! Adrien Brody - you are so gross! Go away!

I wonder if these could possibly be better than my beloved Puffins Peanut Butter?

As I love to tease my Bob Dylan-loving husband:

Oh, poor man has vanished from the limelight and needs to buy some attention. Hack!

I have to say my biggest noise issue has finally gone away. I sit on an open floor/non cubical arrangement, so I'm 3 feet from the person next to me. Everyone has their own little TVs tune into the news channels. The admin. who sat next to me ALWAYS kept her TV on. And the tinny sound it produced drove me up the…

Oh Fuck...my insurance was just switched to Anthem and I have PCOS.

Agreed. I still absolutely loved the second season/series (thank you internet!), but there were a few plot developments that were so bizarre and disappointing. It reminds me of the second season of Friday Night Lights. It's not nearly as bad as that season's ridiculous misstep, but the cliched melodrama was…

"Also, Greys Anatomy is not an appropiate show for 10 year olds at all."

Yay seltzer! I drink (almost exclusively) seltzer and unsweetened ice tea. Tea is my preference because the bubbles sometimes are too stingy, but I still love seltzer - esp. the flavored variety. Also, I was shocked to see a picture of the Vintage brand. My local C-Town carries it and although I buy it, I see it…

You know, I never gave it much analysis, but I think I was craving a comprehensive sex ed./sexuality course that I didn't get in high school because as a virgin in college I took a Human Sexuality course offered by the Psychology department. I credit that course for making me a whole comfortable with the idea of sex…

I'm the same. I hate that my new job/office has only those not very private 5 stalls for a public restroom. I miss my old office's private handicap restroom (I should note, we had no handicap people in my office, so it was really just a private restroom). Also, why, WHY can't the US adopt the UK style restrooms. I…

Ugh! These articles are like car wrecks to me. I should look away for my own sanity, but I can't resist looking. I haven't hit that dreaded 3 - 5 yet but I'm close and I'm about 70% sure I want a kid. My husband is 130% sure (he'll gladly take on my 30%). So, rates of success (in good fertile health) are starting…

Actually, and I only note this because he was a family secret, Lola had two children with her first husband, George. The Sandra the eldest and then Abner. Abner suffered from seizures and was developmentally handicap. He was sent away from home before Wendy was born. Lola had three more children with George's…

For fans of Jon H. Benjamin: I highly recommend his episode of Aisha Taylor's Girl on Guy podcast. I'm usually not a gross-out comedy fan, but he tells a true story about himself that is all at the same time hilarious, horrific, sad and hilarious again.

Speaking of pillows, the film The Pillowbook has a nice display of Ewan penis - along with lots of other penises. Although, beware, IRC (from way back when when I watched it in a foreign film class in college), it's kind of a disturbing movie.

Ugh! This pains me to even think about it, but misery loves company!