Still a ton better then AC 1 was.

Because Obama?

Don't forget, they have sexy redheads:

Best reason: Buy it just to spite Mike Fahey for telling you your reason to get an Nvidia Shield is dermb.

It's funny because most RPG fans want gameplay from the 90s.

Reminds me of those Odd Scout videos from way back:

In America!

One thing that I didn't see in this, that needs to happen, is run-by-attacks. There were perfect opportunities here to use your running momentum, to whack into a zombie's head, without stopping your forward movement, but all the attacking with the weapons seemed to stop that.

Now he just needs to craft Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker.

You cremated it and spread it in your backyard?

I have it on good authority that Titan will walk your dog, pay your bills, and give you a blowjob when you log off, too!

Their drill is the drill that will crash the server!

I just wanted to share this. They're caramelized rum banana and Nutella crepes.

That is all.

Half Life 2! Destroyed?

Half-Life 3! Confirmed?

We do need to leave them alone. On Mars.

Damn that's a cold ass honkey!