sports , vid games are real sanctuary for guys. I dont go to Clairs and complain that there isnt enough guy accessories. I dont go to a hair salon and complain it's not geared to men...

ah alright. Like I said, the site was down for a while.

I'm pasting Burnie's journal (linked above) via Reddit since the RT site is having trouble.

The entire time I watched it, I imagined robot noises.

Sorry dude, you deserved a better end - ThePrivateSlave

I don't fucking now how, but they managed to make the hotdog even more phallic than it would've been with normal buns.

Nah, they can't do that. Then there'd be NO way to tell their space marines apart from the rest!

Halo doesn't have swag-ass scarves.

This is gonna go in my gif library and I totally look forward to when I'll get to use it.

BECAUSE IT'S FLAT! WAKE UP YA LEMMING

Then tell me how come no one's ever been to a corner?! YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT

So that I can get people to WAKE UP, SHEEPLE.

THE WORLD IS FLAT

I can't blame them. I'd go insane too if everything I designed was labeled with some bizarre acronym, like the R.A.T. mice, F.R.E.Q.TE gaming headset or this, the L.Y.N.X.9 Mobile Hybrid Controller.

WHERE YOU AT?!

I'm more concerned with where he poops.

A couple weeks ago I was playing Melee with some friends. I was playing Kirby and my buddy was playing Roy. So we're playing 4-player ffa stock and my buddy and I are the last two players. We get each other down to our last lives and it's a pretty close game.

It's too bad that Scooter will have to kill Athena in the next game.

Moxxi wore it better.

The Crew - Caution!!! - wigglecandy