FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH!

HYES!

I lost it for about a solid two minutes here. And then I lost it again for another minute when I tried to type this.

Good luck finding a jacket with that many zippers!

He's got one brown eye and one blue. The blue one works like a digital scanner. It glosses over people and objects and gives Rhys a fairly detailed report of what it sees. It can also be used to hack into things to gather intel. This is how Rhys, who works at Hyperion, is able to get the drop on his new boss, Hugo…

AND A PONY!

I feel like everything I might have to say about this from this point on would just come out as high-pitched squeaking.

Based on spider tanks.

ooh I hope so. Those were fun.

"good as dead"
Mario Kart 8 has some words for you.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What the hell? How did I become hyped for Miis? How did this happen?!

Sorry if it seemed like I was attacking you. My first comment was directed at the folks who say that WS is WoW with housing, and my second one was meant to show that one or two features can really make all the difference, even if lots of people are quick to discard them.

People calling things derivative of other things tends to rub me the wrong way a little, especially when they haven't partaken in whatever they're calling derivative. Same thing happens with Hunger Games vs Battle Royale, Darksiders vs Legend of Zelda, everything vs WoW, and so on. You could call it a pet peeve.

so what you're basically saying is "This game is just like WoW, except for the parts that are different."

I don't see how people can say that, considering that the combat, which is the primary way to interact with the world in both games, is night and day.

Awesome! Reminds me of Reefer Madness. Maybe one day we'll get a musical of this, too.

The review's late because they can't play it ;)

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

A slough's a swamp or a situation in which little progress is being made. People who refuse to be criticized aren't making progress.