Basically, everyone thinks Lando (Luckey) has agreed to hand over Luke and Co. (Oculus) to the Empire (Facebook). He was told that they'd be safe and that handing them over peacefully was in their best interest, but eventually Darth Vader (also Facebook) will "alter the deal."

I'm gonna guess that "eventually" probably means after the OR is released as originally intended. Any sooner than that is just gonna mean a lot of wasted money and even more pissed off potential customers than they already have.

*sigh* A few years earlier and one state to the south and we might've had a Roanoke Island game. What a shame.

Works for Sam Fisher.

I'm the Juggernaut, BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH!

God I miss M-80s. Their Rehab drinks aren't bad though.

Come to think of it, hexagonal fruit makes perfect sense for an interplanetary sci-fi setting. The shape means much cheaper shipping, since you can fit more into a smaller area, so you could fit a lot more onto a ship.

It's $20 for one month's worth of CREDD. The gold-CREDD exchange rate will be 100% market-driven, as it should be, since the reason you buy CREDD with cash is to sell it for in-game gold.

They're from the original team, which makes them a little more credible. They've also got people from Asheron's Call and DAoC, if I recall right.

watch out everybody, we got ursa badass, here!

I should try bruin up a pun, too.

At first I was expecting a Goat Simulator rip-off, in which you rampage around a city as a bear. This is a bit more mundane, but it also looks like it might be a really fun exploration game...

Disgusting? No, this is Patrick!

I'm calling my next haogie a "AAA, next-gen" sandwich.

Today I've found out that many of my favorite things to do in Titanfall involve mutually assured destruction, like quickly throwing out all my satchel charges and detonating them immediately just to make sure the other guy dies with me, or using my own cluster missiles to get rid of a pilot trying to rodeo me. They…

I think it was just before its time. There really are a lot of similarities between Brink and Titanfall, from the movement to the multiplayer "campaign."

This review finally gave me the right word to use when describing why I don't like Dark Souls. The word is "esoteric."

The beta suggests that the latter is incorrect. The former depends on you.

Nay, friend. That kick is aimed squarely for the gut. With a hard enough impact to the area right under the sternum, you can damage the celiac plexus (aka solar plexus, a nerve center located behind the stomach), which will cause spasms in the diaphragm (that's what "getting the wind knocked out of you" is), cause a…

On PC, you hold E. You can also prematurely eject from your Titan by pressing X and mashing E, but that blows it up. I did not know that the first time I tried it.