I'm with Ralju. The bulk of the gameplay was extremely Zelda-esque, from having dungeons in an overworld, to the puzzle-solving, and even the combat. The calligraphy could easily fit into a Zelda game, too, as a gimmick (I'm hoping that ends up being the case for the Wii U Zelda. The game pad is too perfect not to…

Yep.

They're Burlesque Disney Princesses. I dunno who the left 2 or the right 1 are, but the other four are, from left to right, Cinderella, Snow White, Ariel, and Jasmine.

It's held in Atlanta, Georgia. I don't think the con is held in the aquarium (Too much noise is bad for the fish, they said when my high school asked to have their prom there), but it's nearby and obviously makes a great place to take some pics. I have no idea how I've lived here 22 years and have never been to…

Still dead.

She got a booty like POOOOOWWWWWW!

Nah.

False.

Valid point, but if that were the case, the map would show a lot more distortion.

Because people say that of every new zelda since TP.

Nah, that's the Keaton mask.

Everything you just said makes me angry.

The first Handyman prototype was an Irishman. They honestly thought that was anatomically correct.

Blaziken's event only. The others you can reportedly get through normal play.

Yeah, that joke fell real flat. It's no good because we're constantly hearing that same sentiment seriously, and what makes it even worse is that Chandelure is a really cool pokemon based on a really cool, actual piece of folklore.

OH GOD THE MAWHILE

Frankly, I want an AC set in the future. YEAH YOU HEARD ME. Juno's taken over the world. It's either been a few years, a few decades, or maybe centuries after 2012. Juno's outlawed most forms of human technology, instead redeveloping Precursor tech. The Templars have sided with her, of course, and the Assassins…

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