My parents and grandparents tell me this is how it was done before the cellphone. You arranged a meeting on the landline phone, showed up whenever you agreed to show up, and if the other person was very late or didn't show you just left and maybe made an angry call later.

Yes, that would have been smarter. Monty Python aren't famous for their logic, though. :D

Soooo... in short, ontologic = theory that can't be proved?

And when it does fall into the swamp, you build another. And when THAT falls into the swamp, you build a third. When that too falls into the swamp, you build a fourth, which will stay up and be the strongest castle in the land.

I got a picture in my head with Tim Cook walking into a Samsung executive office with a briefcase full of cash and making them an offer they can't refuse ^_^

A wise man, Professor Farnsworth.

Nod to Whovians by RTD. The Queen created Torchwood at the Torchwood house where the Doctor saves her from the werewolf. That it's an anagram is just RTD having fun.

You don't know before you turn it on.

Blink is the opposite of this episode. There we saw very little of him, but he was crucial to the story. Here we see him in almost every scene, but he's pretty much useless.

... or just hit the fullscreen button.

Does it really matter? Humans have been around for a pretty long time. Why make such a big deal about what an arbitrarily started count has reached?

That's a good one, but this takes the uselessness-cake.

Yeah, that was a good spot. The player with the most motivation to kill him didn't find him for 2 whole rounds. Then when another player got a shot at it he did it in the middle of the first round. Some are n00bs, some are l337.

Not sure, but I think he's referring to the high number of players using aimbots or similar cheats.

Don't lie. This investigation was done only because of South Park.

Ooh, what does the prize in who-ology consist of? People turning into dust is usually a pretty sure sign of teleportation. Also a returning who-trope is the machine or program that has lost it's purpose but still keeps on doing what it was built to do, no matter what.

1. Bribe the uncle

I did make that word up, yes :P Chrome was angry at me too.