I’d probably be okay with that.... lol. But really, that statement is so fucked up I don’t know what to say. I always thought he was a weird dude. 

“But seriously, if you were going to be around Ron Jeremy, wouldn’t you assume that I’d be a little bit touchy feely?” he said. “Yes. This is what I do for a living.”

It’s SO weird, and so foolish. Apart from the absolute irrelevance of this revelation to the conversation he was having, does he not realise that he can’t unring this bell? Anyone can see that Gaetz isn’t the brightest candle on the Christmas tree, but does he really think there will be no follow up questions?

I am genuinely happy for Gaetz.  That he now has a designated driver.

Receipts please. 

Nothing says “Father of the Year” like publicly declaring that kid that keeps popping up in publicity photos as Random Intern is your adopted son as political one-upmanship 

I would be hilariously unsurprised if it turned out that Gaetz got his mistress deported because he knocked her up and she refused his requests that she had an abortion.

This is such a weird twist. It’s either:

I just assumed the Cuban “son” was his gay boyfriend before I found out about the 12 year-old thing.

Holy fuck. He went from “I have a black friend” to “I have a brown son” as an excuse for his bigotry in no time flat.

Lady, I have had to endure a lifetime of McDonald’s employees psychologically torturing me by forgetting straws, napkins, condiments... even whole-ass breakfast burritos. Sometimes, they purposely scheme with seniors to hold up the drive-thru line and because someone decided to order a filet-o-fish.

Anyone that has a sobbing meltdown over waiting for fast food needs to have their gun removed and to have their fitness for duty evaluated. 

Love that she snuck in there that she did the mobile order so other people wouldn’t “pay for her stuff.” You know you’re in a trod-upon profession when people are always offering to pay for your shit. 

Let’s not forget all those Starbucks coffees with “Pig” on them... because the police ordered them online with “Pig” set as their name.

McKaren

I really wish he would try the crowdfund route. I think he would be surprised how much support he would get from people who want to see his next work. If I had the cash I’d put it up myself for him to get A Topiary made. Alas. 

Yeah, this is where I remind people that, as someone on the high-functioning end of the autism spectrum and depression, we need to stop putting racism in the “mentally-ill” bag. Nobody’s objecting to mental illness here. They’re objecting to Ms. Cooper’s racism. And while there can be overlap between racist beliefs…

Can we take a moment to talk about dog park Karen’s “apology.” She knew what she was doing. Her excuse that she didn’t makes me hate her more. She doubled down, in her apology she’s trying to make herself the victim again. She’s earned everything that has come her way. And I’m tired of them bringing out out the tired…

You’re talking about a guy who wrote, directed, produced, shot, edited, scored, and played the male lead in his last film. You can’t accuse him of not aiming for #3....

Wow, I didn’t know the backlash against Rick & Morty had gotten to the point where just watching it made someone insufferable.