There never HAS to be another option. Sometimes things are THAT fucked.

The California Condor would be extinct if not for zoos. Instead, it has a growing wild population.

I regret to inform you that Chris Cillizza remains employed.

“Blistering, peeling, loosening of the skin; decreased urination; defective color vision; diarrhea; difficulty breathing; feeling that others are watching you or controlling your behavior; feeling that others can hear your thoughts; feeling, seeing, or hearing things that are not there; inability to move the eyes;…

I’m gonna go with he thinks he’s taking it but it’s a box of tic tacs with “HYDROCKSYCLOROKWIN” written on it in Sharpie.

Sooooo...anyone remember Jacob Wohl?

“Side effects: loosening of the skin; difficulty breathing; large, hive-like swelling on the face, eyelids, lips, tongue, throat, hands, legs, feet, and sex organs; noisy breathing; red irritated eyes; severe mood or mental changes; sticking out of the tongue; trouble with breathing, speaking, or swallowing; unusual…

This is disappointing. I remember a Val Kilmer that would have totally been game for that. I also briefly remember a Val Kilmer that was way too big for that shit, but that Val Kilmer died while filming The Doors.

Remember when we lost WWII and FDR said, “Hey, don’t blame me. Germany started this”?

Right? Even if China engineered this as a bioweapon - basically the most anti-China stance I’ve seen out there - WHY IS THE US GOVERNMENT JUST NOT DOING ANYTHING ABOUT THAT? WHY ARE WE BEING ATTACKED AND KILLED BY A FOREIGN COUNTRY ON OUR OWN SOIL AND THE PRESIDENT IS JUST TELLING US TO PROCEED AS NORMAL BECAUSE…

If you aren’t lowering property prices just by your very presence, then you are not living your best life.

Remember, Ben Sasse is supposed to be the “intellectual,” “moderate,” “sensible” Republican.

“...some restaurant in Los Angeles called the Apple Pan.” FYI, The Apple Pan is a gem; a landmark West LA burger joint. Unchanged since 1947, it’s the kind of place you’d expect to find a femme fatale straight out of a James M. Cain film noir, like Joan Crawford as Mildred Pierce or Lana Turner in The Postman Always…

I read an economist describing it as there being two economies in the US at the moment. The economy of the working rich (i.e. people who are wealthy, but have to actually do their job to maintain that wealth instead of just living off their assets) and under, and the economy of the uber wealthy. That’s why, instead of…

See, I thought his clothes screamed middle aged douchebag whereas his house screamed super rich middle aged douchebag.

Pulling off those bootcut jeans like a 14-year-old girl in 2002.

So that’s what paying low wages and no medical benefits gets you.

“And as much as I respect you, Dr. Fauci, I don’t think you’re the end-all. I don’t think you’re the one person that gets to make a decision. We can listen to your advice, but there are people on the other side saying there’s not going to be a surge and that we can safely open the economy and the facts will bear this…

Smile at him and say “if you survive this, you’ll never choke on anything again!”