There never HAS to be another option. Sometimes things are THAT fucked.

The California Condor would be extinct if not for zoos. Instead, it has a growing wild population.

I regret to inform you that Chris Cillizza remains employed.

“Blistering, peeling, loosening of the skin; decreased urination; defective color vision; diarrhea; difficulty breathing; feeling that others are watching you or controlling your behavior; feeling that others can hear your thoughts; feeling, seeing, or hearing things that are not there; inability to move the eyes;…

I’m gonna go with he thinks he’s taking it but it’s a box of tic tacs with “HYDROCKSYCLOROKWIN” written on it in Sharpie.

Sooooo...anyone remember Jacob Wohl?

“Side effects: loosening of the skin; difficulty breathing; large, hive-like swelling on the face, eyelids, lips, tongue, throat, hands, legs, feet, and sex organs; noisy breathing; red irritated eyes; severe mood or mental changes; sticking out of the tongue; trouble with breathing, speaking, or swallowing; unusual…

This is disappointing. I remember a Val Kilmer that would have totally been game for that. I also briefly remember a Val Kilmer that was way too big for that shit, but that Val Kilmer died while filming The Doors.

Remember when we lost WWII and FDR said, “Hey, don’t blame me. Germany started this”?

It’s interesting that now Tesla is successful and making money, sci-fi nerds have turned on Musk because he’s lost the “underdog” status

With a few hundred years worth of separation, we tend to focus on the good individual major contributors did, rather than the bad. Henry Ford is, generally, lauded as the man who dragged America into a proper manufacturing revolution. Sure we might occasionally mention that he was a virulent racist, Nazi-sympathizer,…

Right? Even if China engineered this as a bioweapon - basically the most anti-China stance I’ve seen out there - WHY IS THE US GOVERNMENT JUST NOT DOING ANYTHING ABOUT THAT? WHY ARE WE BEING ATTACKED AND KILLED BY A FOREIGN COUNTRY ON OUR OWN SOIL AND THE PRESIDENT IS JUST TELLING US TO PROCEED AS NORMAL BECAUSE…

If you aren’t lowering property prices just by your very presence, then you are not living your best life.

Remember, Ben Sasse is supposed to be the “intellectual,” “moderate,” “sensible” Republican.

“...some restaurant in Los Angeles called the Apple Pan.” FYI, The Apple Pan is a gem; a landmark West LA burger joint. Unchanged since 1947, it’s the kind of place you’d expect to find a femme fatale straight out of a James M. Cain film noir, like Joan Crawford as Mildred Pierce or Lana Turner in The Postman Always…

I read an economist describing it as there being two economies in the US at the moment. The economy of the working rich (i.e. people who are wealthy, but have to actually do their job to maintain that wealth instead of just living off their assets) and under, and the economy of the uber wealthy. That’s why, instead of…

See, I thought his clothes screamed middle aged douchebag whereas his house screamed super rich middle aged douchebag.

Pulling off those bootcut jeans like a 14-year-old girl in 2002.

So that’s what paying low wages and no medical benefits gets you.