My goodness, yes. The unfathomable horror of clear plastic grapes.

Don’t forget the plastic fruit and doilies everywhere. 

Oh, heck, macrame all the things. Fill your house with dusty rope and ribbons.

Emily how do you have the time for Instagram AND here at Jez?

The fact that you called this lady "ghetto trash" says everything we need to know about you and your bigotry. 

Lately I’ve been filled with glee at all the pressed hags who are upset about their prince marrying an older, divorced, biracial, American actress. Meghan is probably living her very best life with her husband and baby while their frown lines and crow’s feet deepen in despair. Oh well!

Ghetto trash? Really? And what makes her ghetto or trashy? Because she’s black? Smh I can’t believe you found your way here from Reddit’s racist forums.

ehhh bitter perez hilton lookalikes with cheetoh-dusted thumbs are not my type, but thanks for the offer princess ;)

just go ahead and call her n-word, we both know it’s sizzling on the tip of your coated tongue ;)

He’s been open about chafing under the royal thumb since he was a kid. He was out there taking butt ass naked pics in Vegas. He spoke often about how he loved the military because it gave him a sense of purpose and escape from his family. He talked about how lonely he was in the royal family (which is also why he said…

He (they) didn’t leave the royal family. He (they) left the royal court. There’s a difference.

her moochy deadbeat dad and jealous white trash sister hate her. says a lot.

The fact that she has literally made her husband choose to leave the Royal Family says as much.

“Made her husband choose to leave”

kill yourself

Every family has jealous haters and Megan’s half sister seems bitter AF because of her success. I wouldn’t take their airing of dirty laundry as proof of anything 

I’ve never heard of this woman before. A 2 paragraph sample of one of her books, and the boring pastel covers of all her books, was enough for me. All of them about marriage and money and marriage and the pursuit of the perfect life. So fucking deep.

I see on Twitter that people are asking MacMillan (her publisher) how they feel about representing a raging, hateful nutjob. I like where this is going. Cue “MAGA FREE SPEECH” and tearful videos about her being the real victim when they announce they’re dropping her.

Her mother doesn’t hate her. Her crazy-ass father and crazy-ass half-sister do.

Her own family, like Aaron Rodgers’ family, is desperate to get attention and uses her name to do so.