I would rather take a five dollar bill out of my pocket once a month and throw it down a sewer drain. At least that five dollars might end up being of some use; a plague-ridden rat could use it for building its nest, for instance. That thought is exactly one thousand times more pleasant to me than the idea of…

I called it. This thing with the stupid name is doomed to fail. If people are gonna pay for a new streaming service, they want to get something substantial out of it, like full-length movies or bingeable shows. If they want “quick bites of content,” there’s already YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and TikTok.

Who is screaming “DOWNLOAD QUIBI” at my house. show yourself, coward. I will never download Quibi

Who would waste $5 a month on this crap?

I will never download this do you hear me. Never 

There aren’t a dozen BuzzFeed articles pretending a Quibi show is the hottest thing in America right now, so clearly they aren’t buying advertising at that site either.

Really?  Where did that advice come from?

Thats too bad?

Wow am I out of touch, I thought that meme was just a joke about being stuck inside with your spouse for too long. Never occurred to me at all, that there could be racial overtones.

Hoo boy, the Louis CK fanboys are out in force today. You guys should get together with the Kevin Spacey and R. Kelly stans and start a social movement or something.

You’re not impressing anyone with your “rape is good” hot take circa 2016.

Trump eliminated that years ago, but you’re probably just trolling.

He’s probably never repeatedly gotten ‘caught’ jerking off in front of women before.

1. It’s a typo. Nobody gives a shit.

Pretty sure he’s allowed to take that approach with an admitted sex offender. Find someone who isn’t a disgrace to like, there’s plenty of non-problematic comedians out there. 

But isn’t this (*gasp*) socialism? ;)

Reporters need to ask the following:

Spoiled milk is basically buttermilk. Drinking it is fine unless there’s something abnormal growing in it like mold or whatever. Your coworker just had a crap immune system.

It’s a “sell by” date, not a “use by” date. So being scared of milk that was “good” yesterday but now “bad” today because the label says it could be sold yesterday but not today is ridiculous.

Using your sickly co-worker as any sort of “proof” of anything is stupid, especially when spoiled milk won’t make you sick…

I routinely (have for over 30 years) consume dairy products over a month past the date if they are still sealed and have always been refrigerated. If they are open, I usually go up to a week past. Never had any stomach or other digestion problems because of it. I mean, these use/sell by dates are ridiculously over…