Whomever wrote this could have at least put some effort into making it look like it was Trump.

Great baldheaded saints!! He’s really going there?? You chose your path, bro. Buckle in.

There will come a day when all these fucknuts are gone. And if I live to see it, I hope the country is still there too. Although I plan on being as far away as possible and I don’t think I plan on coming back.

Oh God, those goddamned hippies in that book. I’m fully convinced that I would have had sex a full year sooner if I hadn’t found that in my parents’ bedroom.

(This is not the porno being discussed. Just an incredibly thorough sex-themed super cut of the show.

Insane. There truly is a Trump Tweet for all occasions.

What books made me horny as a teen? All of them. Everything else, even distilled water, made me horny too. Or, maybe just being a teen was what made me horny. It could have been that too.

Great analysis, until the part where he takes Foles to task for not running out of the back of the end zone.

If there is a single consistent theory floating around in this old man’s head, it is almost certainly what Traister describes in the above tweet—the belief that what white men say about themselves should be taken at face value, and that those narratives should supersede all others.

Jesus, fuck, we are old.

So to break it down “May the best man win” is only a rule when it’s white people who are the ‘best man.’ For everyone else it’s forced diversity?

Darker, Gayer, Different.

“Only snobby east coast elitists are literate anyway!”

Yeah, Quayle was just sort of a simpleton, whereas Trump has a malignancy that makes his stupidity far more frightening to me.

...or hosting SNL. Or trying to win a lawsuit he brought against a tenant. Just watch him interact with that contract. His eyes never move. He can’t read it.

It’s been fairly common knowledge since before the election that he can’t read, or—if he can—it is at a very, very low level.

Huh. I was under the impression that his morning briefing only came from FOX and Friends. Though, given his advisors, it likely isnt much different.

Judging by the way he’s squinting/looking down at that piece of paper....if he can actually read, he probably needs reading glasses to do it. And he’s too vain to wear glasses.

“He really is just like us!”

He fires automatic machine guns at a truck with guys in the trailer that explodes. There are several people in that trailer. What’s your criteria for deciding whether or not someone actually dies in a superhero movie? Do you need to see their charred corpse?