As I was driving to publix for a sub in Jacksonville today, the radio was falling all over themselves laughing about Gabbert being so soft that all #saxsonville had to do was breathe on Gabbert and he would die. What arrogant bastards. This suckass teams wins a few games and now this place is all giddy about…

Exclusive footage of Gabbert in the locker room after the game:

Hey, it’s hard to keep focused on playcalling as a head coach when you’ve got a full turkey covered in buffalo sauce waiting for you on the bus.

Ok. I believe you. But that’s exactly what Sasha Fierce would say.

You were thinking that maybe details of the Mueller investigation would make for juicy blogs on Deadspin, were you?

I don’t think he’s trying anything. He genuinely believes everyone should praise him and gets upset when people don’t. He genuinely believes that Mueller should stop with the Russia stuff and look into Hillary’s emails.

it’s a delusion.

None of his actions have ever had serious long-term consequences in his entire life. (Bankruptcy to him is just a business choice not a bad consequence.) So, why should he even think to care about telling the truth?

“I went skinny dipping in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool.”

Malia you need better friends and I am available. I am 14 years too old and I live on the other side of the world but happy to do it. I will buy you enough beer for a -*moderate* game of beer pong (cos getting a teen drunk is creepy) and drive you home safely. Then B and M will invite me in and we’ll bake cookies at…

In the afterglow of Thanksgiving, I’d like to take a moment to be thankful...Dear Lord, I’m thankful that social media did not exist when I was that age. I’m thankful that I never got herpes or a DUI or even a bad tattoo. I’m not sure how I managed that, but thank you forever and ever. Amen.

If there’s no grass on the field, play ball.

Every blade of that grass stands for the anthem though.

The answer could probably be DJT for all three you know.

<holds envelope to forehead>

see, guys, he said he’s “quickly” playing golf with Tiger and Dustin Johnson. So can we can quit with the whole “Trump-plays-so-much-golf” thing now?

That Turkey call is a well-earned break from golf.

How can this be true AND Jerruh is the shadow commissioner? Like there’s someone behind him pulling the strings? That’s stupid

Romo was just awful tonight. His brown nosing and justifications made him and CBS look like they were completely out of touch. Another one was how the Chargers owner thought everything was “great” with the move to LA. What a simpleton.