Briefly?

The appropriate game metaphor for that game would have obviously been a Battle Chess slaughter where everyone on the Jets is systematically murdered. They should really have versions of that ready to go for every matchup if it turns into a blowout. 

Ive never heard of our manufacturing base and comparatively infinite reserves of oil referred to in that way.

Rules of Attraction 

Seems like Spanfelder decided to go with a heavier handed editorial approach recently....

See also: the butt ugly taillights of the Camaro making their way to the old Vette

All the Strict-Father felators love to whinge about texting while driving, but I bet poor visibility from modern cars has caused vastly more accidents in the last 10-15 years.

When I was your kids ages I was watching everything British PBS had to offer:

Well yeah but its still better than Deadspin and Jez, who just shadow-ban everyone

The Watchmen movie cant win, half of the criticism directed at it are that it changes too much from the comic, the other half (somehow, usually uttered by the exact same people) criticizes it for showing stuff that is lifted directly from the comic.

Because Iowa is a wasteland?

Wagu!!

Jim Spanfeller loves that grill. 

So did she break up with her billionaire oil prince boyfriend, or something? 

Was this guy ever featured on The Colbert Report? His face is so familiar for some reason.

Perfect Husband actually kinda convinced me that Petersen didnt kill his wife. After watching it I thought they had surely left stuff out to drive up the suspense, but they actually framed all the evidence in the best possible way for the prosecution and changed some little key details to make it look worse.

I would take that final number with a huge grain of salt. Little loves attention and every time he comes up with another victim he gets more of it, and cops love nothing more than closing a bunch of cold cases without having to do any work. 

Oh no! I missed a word typing on my phone! Wont someone think of the civility!? Take your concern trolling and pound sand, I've been commenting around here for a decade. 

So now he was supposed to have seen into the future? And a majority of those countries on that list would have totally given him up. 

Centerists seem have a mass delusion that Snowden went to Russia by choice, not because it was literally the only country he could flee to that wouldnt immediately extradite him.