Ted Cruz is Janos Slynt, Joe Manchin is Walder Frey. 

Dear god, worried about a few weeks? That is neurotic madness. Hot sauce made like this will last at least 6 months in the fridge.

In our household we refer to it as Jalapenis.

That looks like someone trying to impersonate the one and only Ken M.

Its mainly because the owner is a wild douchebag, IIRC. 

I would have long ago set up a Ferris Bueller style voicemail to handle all of Trump’s calls. I bet you could easily get him to have a 10 minute conversation on a few canned prompts. It would have the added benefit of being a legal recording of all his bullshit.

I think the original’s old man spoke with a Nova Scotian accent, or a far north Mainer one (basically the same thing). Its really a bummer Lithgow didnt go full Mainer for this role. 

Whatever happened to all those supposed recordings that he kept of every conversation?

There is a lot not to like about Buttigieg. Whether or not this is one of those things is iffy

So you have less than zero time to finish this build, but to save ~$70 you wasted... how many hours making that old distributor work?

That was the same chud that tweeted that Trump REM video that got taken down. He has also made sure to delete everything he posted before last month. 

Except its the reverse of that, maybe? Fox dominates cable news and is able shovel uncut propaganda right down all their viewers throats, they have all the attention they could ever dream for. Letting a Socialist in the hen house is a dangerous move and might even expose some of their viewers to their first critical…

Does the growth not take into account the midsized craft breweries that got bought out and now have beer technically made by one of the big boys?

Funny, its always all the other cyclists that constantly break the rules of the road.

Nadler is a completely incompetent coward and needs to go yesterday:

I mean....everyone has been screaming at you about this from the very beginning of this project. I guess what I am saying is that donuts and coffee better be on you. 

Your brothers cant rent cars?

Thats after his foot already bounced off the plate though. 

It was originally a rock solid idea (leveraging people’s existing cars and free time) that got completely devoured by the flood of VC cash and the SV mindset. 

Racist