MrTexas
MrTexas
MrTexas

The ocean called, they are out of shrimp. 

Hopefully the bathrooms will at least be covered with Magic Eyes

That or they started skimping on the recipe resulting in a less stable chocolate. 

-Dreaded Rear Admiral promptly gets wet-willied into oblivion. 

When I was growing up, we would always make pysanka eggs for Easter (we are not Ukrainian, my mom just loved crafts). However, my mom refused to punch a hole in the shell to let the egg drain out. Fast forward a few months to a hot summer afternoon and me and my brother hear a load pop come from the kitchen.......

Beto absolutely is (and should be) facing scrutiny over his choice of partner, and the career opportunities it gave him:

Damnit Koenigsegg! What about FreeValve?!

Jesse Waters’ Mom: “Actually its my son who is always the dumbass.”

Isnt there fish sauce in that recipe? It is also one of my favorite eggplant dishes. 

This was 100% the work of former fraternity/sorority members. 

Some might say he’s Out for Justice!

Umm, its not ruined. Its pretty obvious to tell when its being used as a symbol for white supremacy:

He does have a raging case of “Fascist Face”

They TOLD people that it was a bullshit troll......and yet the people who created and pushed the troll all turned out TO BE white supremacists.

I dont know about “open boarders” but I think the best solution would involve the creation of hundreds of thousands (millions?) of temporary work visas, and hundreds of thousands more green cards spots for Central and South Americans. Do that and expand the asylum system and we are getting somewhere. 

Look, you dont know how much the media suffered before the GOP gave Steve King a mild talking to. They almost had to consider that maybe a large section of the population might be a touch racist. It was AGONY for them! They cant go back to that! 

Why does he have so much more money than imagination/personality?

There are an infinite number of things going on in this world that are more important than your fantastical construct of your children’s innocent wellbeing.

So 12 year old bullshit makes current bullshit magically not bullshit anymore?

From the cars in the trailer and its overall aesthetic, it looks like an 80s-90s time frame.