But my stepdad was just mean.......

Gotta donate those millions* to own the libs!

Its pretty much a guarantee that anything marketed as having “bipartisan support” is always some kind of wild giveaway to private interests in disguise.

You should also know then that vaping clouds have orders of magnitude fewer harmful chemicals in them than clouds of regular cigarette smoke do. Parents will always find a way to get offended about real and imagined harms inflicted upon their children, though.

If this is a troll, it is an excellent one. 

No, no its not. Not by a long shot, actually. 

You just hate it so much that you cant control these new smokers, dont you?

So what was the deal with Ford showing off a Ranger platform with a 3.5 Ecoboost mounted at the LA Auto Show?

You realize that these stereotypes only apply to American white culture and American black culture, right?

So, uhh, what is the real deal with Priebus joining the Naval Reserves?

Curious if our old Gawker comments live on in our Kinja history. 

No excuse for that hair cut, certainly. 

Where is the evidence that we even need to increase border security in the first place?

So how many Sinclair owned stations are there in Kentucky? Surely he is also railing against those?

The Republican Party: “Trying to cover up blatant racism with abject cruelty since 1968.”

So the doctors who got the drug elevated and the people who paid them are going to get brought up on charges, right? Right? 

Wow! Wyoming has one brewery?

But you have all those warning lights on the dash to keep you company!

One of the best buying decisions I ever made is our ridiculous oversized (for our kitchen) fridge. I may have traveled all over Southern California to find the right one for the right price, and we may have had to live out of a cooler for 2 weeks during the search, and unloading it out of my truck may have nearly…

If he skipped those ridiculous beans you would already be 1/3 of a way to a really solid oven.