Who is getting to the airport early enough to get drunk before their flight? Go to hell you organized (but also somehow alcoholic) monsters! If I am very lucky I will have enough time to leisurely drink a large beer. 

So Lepage needed another independent to run and shave off votes from his opponent to win in 2010, right? And then suddenly that through-and-through independent turns into a huge Lepage supporter/disciple? 

See kids, Daddy didn’t want to hit Mommy, but Mommy made him do it. If Mommy never acted out Daddy would never hit her. 

Im not the only person that sees this, right?

He just cant help but respect that dudes even more insane comb-over game:

“Lost my glasses, but very helpful giant bin there for me to find new pair!”

That actually looks like its colored in with a sharpie. 

Chris Thompson is miserable and it rules. 

I will do it, but on the condition that I get to find out who banned me on Deadspin and make them write “500 Apologies For Wronging MrTexas”. 

No one is forcing them to fly the planes. They know the risks. 

The Cobbler should have gotten him permanently banned from movies for the rest of his life. 

He needs to have a funeral and proper send off for him since Mass. went all electronic tolls a few years ago. 

Sometimes I think “Man, if I wasnt married I could get some many more car projects done!”

The only thing she should have done was call a press conference, go on at length about the huge, despicable mistake she had made in the past, then thoroughly apologize for ever being a republican.

More than $100 for an E34?

And now instead of only talking about all of Blumpkin’s deranged bullshit on 60 minutes, the news is split equally with Hillary continuing to break her back carrying Bill’s water. God. Fucking. Damnit. Go away forever.

Smash Mouth recently played at a bowling alley in my town. 

Heckin’?

Her smile says everything:

Umm I remember tons of articles about how important the SC appointments were going to be.