Also I think the ubiquity and ever growing size of refrigerators and freezers has made canning much less relevant to most people. Why risk botulism if most everything you pickle will last a year in the fridge? Why can up a bunch of tomato sauce if you can just freeze bags and bags of tomatoes for easy sauce making…

Because we all deserve a palette cleanser after that:

A loyal man feels no shame. 

That would weird me out a little bit. The volume of liquid you are trying to cool down is so much more. But certainly a stronger IPA could hold up to a little dilution. 

Guess we know what Rand Paul was up to in Moscow now. 

Haha I was mocking Sanders/WH. I suppose I could have made it more clear, but man, it was just too hot today. 

“Hey! Instead of talking about how the president is clearly a racist, lets talk about him being a fascist!”

Daaaaaaaaaaaamn. 

Oh its definitely a fairy tale. If it wasnt it would have already happened by now. But I still think it wouldnt be all that hard to accomplish (Hillary was pretty close during the debates, without even really trying!). All it would take would be for the press corp to decide to stop being absolute deferential cowards.

I know that isnt the STORY. But you are missing the point. It doesnt matter what the story is, what matters is the goal. The goal is to make Trump as uncomfortable as possible and because he is a giant fragile wet baby, that will eventually break him.

It shouldnt have anything to do with him disrespecting a veteran. It has to be as simple as him just being shitty and weird on a personal level. This is (or in my fantastical world, should be) all about breaking Trump psychologically. Your example is faaaaaaaaarr to esoteric to make it stick in his moldy lizard brain,…

Here is the thing though, Trump needs to constantly be called out for his weird and wildly petty bullshit. Over and over again. People trying to be polite and treat him like he isnt some freak narcissist trash monster is one of the main sources of his power.

Next up: jello-salad week!

A steak sandwich with chimichurri is also divine. 

My god, chefs can be such haughty douche bags! Why anyone would value their opinion over a regular line cook’s is beyond me.

They probably just think (accurately) that the server isnt gonna get a decent tip from that table. 

None of those are even remotely the same thing. And anyone who has eaten any of those regularly has also probably had to chew through some horribly over-cooked versions.