Why is that so hysterically funny?

No Terminator, Aliens, or The Abyss? GTFO with this trash list. 

“I will no longer have anything to do with or control over the operations of my company.”

Nah, the total dick move is to do that but without offering a check. 

Yeah, but the size of the check is directly proportional to how much authority they get.

Shitty ones certainly are. 

Does it get old having to clean everyone’s vomit off of your car though?

Is anyone even using that particular dog whistle in this country anymore? And with the escalation of settlement building i would say it is becoming less and less of a dog whistle ad more like an accurate representation of the situation. Saying “occupied Palestine” in the 70s or 80s is awhole different ballgame. Seems l…

Never forget that this man’s house definitely smells like cheese. 

This isnt about drinking too much. Its about drinking while having large amounts of Tylenol in your system. Like the Tylenol found in many of the pain pills that have become pretty popular with all those youths suffering from liver failure over that same time period. 

Unless you are physically picking them out of the water yourself, the oysters you are getting are farmed, and are therefore fine to eat year round.

Its all in how you cook it. Also, 70/30 is divine.

Dont cut yourself with all that edginess, Alice. 

90/10? Sorry but GTFOH with that. 

More like get your sploosh on! Am I right, ladies?

I am not bothered by the tail lights, but I am bothered by the intakes in the windows, for some reason.

Also, that cookie smells like peanut butter and has visible chunks of Reese’s in it. 

Yeah, but MI 4 is real bad tho. It doesnt matter who directed it, its a total mess. 

That is generally what is considered “provocative”.