The only rule they have ever needed to add to make tackling safer is to just make it a penalty to not at least attempt to wrap up with your arms.

God, it didnt take long for Kennedy to go full MAGA chode. He must be so butt hurt that his home state has prospered under years of Democratic and progressive government (and even had the last non-psychopathic GOP governor). How dare they try and trample on Daddy and Ronnie’s great white christian legacy. I guess he…

So Kennedy went from being the “swing justice” to being a full on MAGA chode, trying to call California (in an attempt to prevent people in medical positions from straight up lying to you) authoritarian? What the fuck happened there? I know his reputation from before was largely unearned, but WTF?

I always suspected Lynch to be nothing more than a contrarian edgelord. 

And honestly, she would be doing you a favor. Anyone actively seeking out a chef/restaurant lifestyle as an adult is a ticking time bomb of emotional and financial ruin.  

That the new Accord is so ugly it makes me want to gouge out my eyes. 

“There was no hidden message”

If you wanted to go alcohol-alcohol comparison, it would be 2 Bells compared to 4 Miller’s.

Just whatever you do, dont drink Modern Times Ice. Holy hell is that beer bad. Almost everything else they do is extremely good, but did they ever shit the bed trying to make a pilsner.

Ugh, I missed that Lagunitas news. I guess it makes sense since I have been seeing less and less of their best offerings. Lagunitas Sucks used to be my go to beer, and I didnt even see Born Yesterday on the shelves at all in the last 12 months. 

You realize that “drinking an extra one” basically negates all of those precious saved calories, right?

How would you drive the Accord, though? You cant look at one of those everyday without gouging your eyes out in less than a month. 

This is almost as bad as me getting shadow banned from Deadspin and Jezebel for.........well, I still dont really know. Me! And all my takes! That is the real injustice here.

Yeah that coup was the Turkish equivalent of the FBI goading a homeless man into attempting a machete attack......

It’s like if Annette Benning’s character from American Beauty fully turned and blew her husband’s head off.......and then went into the dining room and filmed a campaign ad.

Or “Trump Suffering From Paranoid Delusions about Wife Constantly Watching Him”

They dont have to do that though. They can just allude to everything he says (which is exactly what they do when he breaks out all his awful shit). They could say “Trump goes on unfounded rant against Comey/FBI” or “Trump contradicts personal lawyer/himself over pornstar payoff”. Something like that.

If it makes you feel any better, a friend of mine recently remodeled a house for Goyer, he was supposedly very upset by how much everyone hated Man of Steel and BvS.

Mandatory national service and have police/fire as an option instead of just the military.

Hey, looks like we found Manchin’s wife’s burner account!