Requiring all gun owners to have gun locks or safes, and requiring gun insurance would be a great start.

Its gonna be summer so I will offer up NE lobster roll again.

If I could find a good bagel I would eat the shit out of it.

Ooh even better. I was just guessing that you were in the mid-Atlantic and might have Aslan available.

I only eat fried chicken sandwiches on Sundays.

You should really leave the South.

Neither horn. Both of those are atrocious.

You will always be let down when you put your hopes in a prosecutor.

Ahh the old improbable/impossible fallacy. I see you are back to trolling the comments section attacking anyone who dares criticize your precious Star Wars.  

CHVRCHES, nooooooooooo!

The actual winning tactic seems to be: dont get the circle closest to the bull’s cage door, and dont get gored by the bull. Pretty easy to stay in your circle when you dont get gored by a bull.

The best smashed burgers (and best burgers, period) I have ever had were from Juicy’s in East Texas. Theirs are a little thicker, but my god, they must use 60/40 ground beef.

A hazy DIPA from Aslan, perhaps?

How does it compare to the regular Family Reserve?

“Level of All-Around Shame Reaches New High, Taco Bell No Longer Standing Out.”

“Let’s try insulting a mean woman.”

How about instead of Donj, go with Donny Half-Scoops?

Yeah, he is basically Tyler Durden running a seemingly limitless fight club army with limitless skills.

So were you trying to copy the recipe? Or just copy the taste? If you are doing one of those, what makes your’s way better? It certainly doesnt look quite like the original if my memory is accurate from decades ago (my memory is almost certainly not accurate).

A surgery requiring a week long hospital stay seems like something serious enough to warrant more than just a little press release.