Trebek - “This is how football legend Emmitt Smith might refer to a certain spotted big cat.”
Trebek - “This is how football legend Emmitt Smith might refer to a certain spotted big cat.”
Can’t
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Yeah? Then why am I masturbating and trying to get the layering right in photoshop, smartass?
You know what? First Take is getting a lot better.
“My bride and I believe..”
Let me tell you something about the Cleveland Cavaliers: Fuck the Cleveland Cavaliers.
(due to an unusual - and in retrospect overconfident - clause in my deal with the Devil)
MULTIBALL ENGAGED!!
Looks like the Mon-stars are at it again.
Oscar Isaac can ball!
Things only got more embarrassing for him on the next possession, when he was sure that the little guy was about to douse him with a bucket of water, only to end up with a face-full of confetti.
This Sunday, cord cutters around the country will participate in the grandest tradition of the year: trying to…
Remember those Aaron Rodgers heroics from a few minutes ago, how he threw for a first down on fourth-and-20 and then…
Why pay them when you can instead not pay them?
Emmitt Smith: Hasn’t he ever played in Minnesota? I went there one time and saw a Dimetrodome with my own eyes.
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If they were really Sikh, they should have just stayed home and rested up anyway.