Maybe I'm just a speed skating purist, but I still don't think they should be allowed to use the blue spiked turtle shell in medal races.

I'm confused. I always heard that wrinkly fingers were caused by skin absorbing water, but recently I've seen a few articles about studies that disagree. They said that when the nerves to the fingertips are severed, pruning doesn't happen, so it's a nerve thing. But now this claims it's about water absorption again.…

Trex lived closer in time to MAN than to the Stegosaurus.

If in 2014 you still believe 9/11/01 was carried out by Islamic terrorists and not the U.S. Gov't, then you are still correct.

Obligatory.

Where's the tire gone?

Brilliant writing, brilliant music, brilliant animation. Pretty damn perfect.

You know that's right.

Caught the Dread Pirate Roberts, and let him go. Not to mention the twin Peaks episode and now a Musical episode.

We close now with one final thought about a lonely woman, a woman by herself in a harsh and unforgiving world, a woman so isolated that she invents a beary-boy to love just to ease the pain of being the last living woman on Earth. For, you see, we're much luckier than she. We live in a world of sunlight, laughter, and…

Something I apparently inherited from my dad without realizing it is a tendency to address the family pets with a lot of barely-rhymed gibberish. Had a golden retriever named Tucker that led to a lot of unfortunate stanzas.

Anyone else going to the christmas rifftrax tonight?

Am Jewish but this is the only Christmas movie I watch every year, mst3k version of course! The eternal battle of narrator vs evil.

It's not like a horse jumped into the ocean and said, "I'm going to live here now and never jump back on dry land." Take a look at the seal if you need to wrap your head around this idea.

This, very much so. When Walt leaves he's making a move out of desperation, but when he changes her Diaper we see him come to the realization that this isn't going to work (I think he also forgot he had terminal cancer in the heat of the moment, or he wouldn't have taken her in the first place).

After that, yeah, he…

I'll go you one further and say that the whole reason he took Holly after the big domestic brawl was to ensure that cops would be there when he called later that night. He didn't decide to give Holly back. He never intended to keep her. Taking Holly was a calculated move on his part that would ensure the police would…