If in 2014 you still believe 9/11/01 was carried out by Islamic terrorists and not the U.S. Gov't, then you are still correct.

We close now with one final thought about a lonely woman, a woman by herself in a harsh and unforgiving world, a woman so isolated that she invents a beary-boy to love just to ease the pain of being the last living woman on Earth. For, you see, we're much luckier than she. We live in a world of sunlight, laughter, and…

Something I apparently inherited from my dad without realizing it is a tendency to address the family pets with a lot of barely-rhymed gibberish. Had a golden retriever named Tucker that led to a lot of unfortunate stanzas.