But they’re still losing money!

You said this a whole bunch of times...

I was going to go with Trotsky, but you’re right on about that definitely being a mannequin or other simulacrum of some kind.

More like this, I think...

Man, you totally stuck the landing on that! Bravo!

This is your defense? "Well, if I'm crazy then all of these YouTube commenters must also be crazy!"

That... that's not what Pandora's Box was even about!

No reason.

It's fallen out of general usage a bit....

I read this in the "voice" of Roast Beef. It made it better

Luckily, I don't hate to be that person!

Will this allow me to use or create an "Auto BBCode Formatter" for Google Docs? Because that would be supremely useful.

"In fact, if you add up all of the hours he spent playing Pokemon just on the videos in his channel... you'd be sad when you were done."

Better than Rubio.

Petard is an exceptionally fancy word for someone who punctuates with all of the manic verve of a greengrocer.

You had me at "letter's"

"I've made a huge mistake."

Me from several years ago: "That's true, though i do hear they're going to be taking some risks with that newfangled Thor movie. It'll never work!"

God. Ian Holm is always so sinister. If the Leprechaun movies had a gritty reboot, Ian Holm would play the Leprechaun with no prosthetics at all and I would be terrified.

So, you would have liked to see a completely different infographic, then. Good to know.