Eat all the dicks, please.

People are not a disposable product whose humane treatment depends on “supply and demand.” If your moral compass is dictated by economics rather than ethical principle, you are simply a bad human being.

Your dad would be proud at what an insufferable fuck you’ve grown into. Good to know you’re the only person who’s ever suffered loss in the world.

Because whether you believe it or not or want to think so at not, some people are actually influenced by celebrities. That’s why endorsements work.

Do you also correct people who refer to the Affordable Care Act as Obamacare?

He probably doesn’t read Blightfart.

Nobody is forcing you to be here bud.

“I miss when Jalopnik was about cars, not politics.”

We’re actually having a great traffic month if anyone is curious.

I liked it when Jalopnik was about cars and there weren’t fascists running America. I guess neither of us gets to have it our way.

This helps explain why people call him a real motherfucker.

He’s a real Rembearandt.

His point was to publicly disclose he is a closed-minded idiot.

Fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake.

How does it affect you which direction people park their car?

So you’re saying expanding the supply of labor will create more jobs?

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

1) Only fucking assholes use the term ‘breeder.’ Grow up.

So let’s run this down....