@gigawings: This random dude found off of a Google search covers all bases.

@Kiori Hayabusa: There's a teleporter in the Hall of Doom that leads directly to the Batcave. Even if you've allied yourself with the Joker.

Canadian Pharmacist fondly remembers his time in the Batcave. The odd device the teleporter attached to his head on the way in was totally worth it. The fact that it then tasered his neurocortex and made him forget how to find the Batcave, let alone the nearest Wal-Mart didn't really matter the least bit. And you know…

It's a fun game, but, man... Do NOT feel guilty about bringing out a FAQ for the weapon-making. From what I remember, the game tends to... forget to tell you about some properties that are really, really important if you want to have any success in battle.

@pinpoint45: You should resubmit without the OM NOM NOM. The text is just superfluous on what's a funny submission on its own.

I'm still hoping for an actual Gran Thef Torto game.

So, uh... Why didn't you address the fact that the DS game is frozen and unresponding?

@wocalax: Warning: 3DS may negatively affect your pimpin'.

@SonicTHP: It's an offer he can't refuse.

@Anonymous-V: You can never have too much bling.

Goddamned rubber ducks pushing 3DSes onto babies.

Well, true. The DSLRs we use at work are as good now as they were three years ago. I was thinking compacts, which DO keep improving :)

@MercenaryDemon: He keeps punching for ten minutes before realizing that you can stop now.

@Hi-Im-Asylum: There you go, Australia. You get the version of MK where every time something really violent happens, the viewpoint instead cuts to a wincing Shao Kahn.

Yes, yes, yes, people. We KNOW there's probably a 3DS Lite coming out in a year or two.

@Rear Admiral Meatwad: Long stuff isn't necessarily bad, but if you want people to read your post, avoid the Wall Of Text syndrome. In other words, double spacing between sections is necessary. For a post as long as yours, you'll probably want some lines or something inbetween, at the very least... Or, steal a…

@asuramundos: It's done in steps.

@Kermi: And really, if you're wandering into wallaby country, you're clearly asking for it. Australians know to avoid their territories, which are very clearly marked by bodies that have been impaled on sticks, with the torn-off head also planted on the stick.

@hisfriendjames: Man, the copious amount of threatening animals is explicit enough. There's only so much copious blood flow a country can note, you know?

@Kanji08: Eh, the details are explicit enough.