@staindgrey: 1: Because boobs.

@Blue Wizard 422: One that absorbs MORE than one strike, too.

I dunno, guys, this case seems to have something going for it. I mean, Shagg also survived solely off of junk food, which he would eat whenever he came across a burger or pizza joint, which was often. Then he got tired of it, not to mention that he was getting fat, so he only bothered to stop by one of the fast food…

It's a few minutes since the video finished, and I'm STILL giggling madly. Damn youuuu, video maker types!

@Paddy Maxson: Oh, and it's 50hz only in the UK. Slower than the original, that is. I guess you could buy it and then play the US version of the SNES game via emulator or something, just so you're not being a mean vicious pirate.

@0825771: I'll tell you what was up with that. Random infecting HALF THE GAME thanks to the weird rule-spreading. Grah.

@0825771: The card game was awesome, yeah. Except for that goddamn Random rule.

@Rachel Fogg: Hey, too many dicks on the dance floor makes it hard for guys too!

Oh, awesome. Though he's going to have a natural disadvantage against anyone female... Hard to fight with a boner... I mean leg cramp.

Ooh, I can't wait for the Borgias/Tudors/Sopranos crossover.

@dowingba: Blasphemy! There is no bad kind.

@I'm leaving a: Graaaains...

This reminds me of the time I tried to play a platforming/action game on a touchscreen and I just got frustrated and gave up.

I was about to complain about the "unavailable in your region" thing, but then I noticed that almost literally all the comments before mine were similar complaints. Hooray!

Hey, what's good for Link is good for YOU!

@PeterLorre: Obviously it would, sir. Also, I beg you to entertain the notion that you may be a sissy. You shall from hereon be mocked in a sing-song voice. Na-na-na-na-na-na.

Oh god. Well, let's just get this out of the way:

@Erik The Red: Nope, that's no-clip mode guy.

@Frosted Mini-Wheats: Thank you for the Claraty. This thread was getting dis-Gus-tingly Scrooged up.

@Slagathorian: Save the trees and kill the children.: The first SNES game I owned. Having played a bunch of Super Mario World at friends' houses, I actually paid a little more to pick up the SNES pack not including SMW in order to get Magical Quest. And I didn't regret it for a moment. Gorgeous, fun game.