@♠ Final ♠ Fear is the Mind Killer: Widdle cuddly teddy bears... of DOOM?

@John-Hamptonshire: Simple: Because the Miis have become the symbol of Stuff That Can Also Be Enjoyed By Grandpa. It's the whole reason the Mii series exists... Because bland as they are, they're also not a blatantly kiddy look. They're common-denominator character models, where mom can be amused making a vague model…

She's got a Bambi On Ice With Boobs And Guns thing going on in that first picture.

@Cotes: It's a Japanese RPG. So yes.

@Eternal: The simple solution would be like this: The power cable can detach from the cradle, and plug directly into the 3DS.

@Vexorg: Uncharted was more a graphical/set-piece showoff for the PS3 than anything else. But yeah, it IS really repetitive combat-wise. Still a fun game, but not worthy of huge accolades.

@rfriaz: You're thinking of "The Force Unleashed", not "Jedi Knight", right?

@Forward From the Past: They also added voice acting. As in, grunts and cries from Mario & company. Playing as Toad in SMB2 was pretty horrid.

Luigi: It's 31 stages to Bowser's castle, we've got three lives each, there's a mushroom in one of those question mark blocks up there, the clouds have smiley faces and we're wearing overalls.

Hey, Nintendo. You won't just be putting the badly PAL-converted, squashed and slow European version of Super Mario All stars on the disc and call it a day, like you do with the Virtual Console? Right?

@BattleMoose87: Kirblypuff is top tier.

@Jackstick: And before Luigi there was Weegee.

@wrackune: My thoughts exactly! Clearly this man was trying to log out, but he was already logged out. It is only logical.

@Parrotman01: And one more.

@Parrotman01: And some Norwegian electronica-Jazz.

@Parrotman01: How about some jazzmetal?

@hatmantc: I feel like Cartman now.

@CCAF drlard: Okay, that's scary. I thought of the same song, and half a second later, I pressed page-down, and saw your post.

@Whooped.D.Dew: He's got a point, mind you. Sniping's not just lining up the cursor and pulling the trigger. It's also keeping that rifle (which is heavy) realllly steady, even as you pull the trigger. Oh, and you still have to figure out how they're moving, since a bullet isn't instant. If they're walking, you have…

I foresee great cries of "HAX!" and "Autoaim noob f@g!" between battles.